A movie about Zardon

Falstaff · Sep 3, 2007, 11:56 PM

If a movie were to made about Zardons career and life, who would play Zardon and what would the script be like? Of course it needs a novel beginning, for instance like this game.

a compelling story

diabolical figures

and women

ChaosMinionX · Sep 4, 2007, 07:29 AM

Would it involve girls with large syringes of adam as well?

Necrosis · Sep 4, 2007, 08:20 AM

Yes but they'll be riding motorcycles w/ Mac books on their back. Plus the sound track will be by Queen.

Falstaff · Sep 4, 2007, 09:41 AM

ummmmmm
guitar solos and frolicking women in DH t-shirts at a wet t-shirt contest..yeah...
getting the visual..
Now who will play Zardon?

the character would be loosely based on Paddy Maine, the SAS guy, and I think a COD player too...
hmmm then would it be a movie or a game with Z in it...
The game sounds more interesting, but with split screen for the reality part..
Zardon as a charcter in a game, with a surreal extention of himself in a gaming enviornment that interacts with a mundane existence in
Belfast Ireland as a designer photographer at an Irish Newspapar. Now this guy works at home right, so he is pretty insulated from the real world unless he escapes to his moto guizi kind of life after dark, like in Road Warrior, or AKIRA or something....hows that so far.
Now in a Matrix sort of way, he plugs into the virtual world via some kinda port attached to his body somehow, and he has to plug it into a socket either natural or mechanical...
So okay, he plugs himself into this socket and he connects to the virtual world lying underneath the real world ina Matrix sort of way.
Oh yeah...has to have special powers and confront demons to, but as a warrior like in an RPG with cryptic problems he as to solve along with using fighting skills or motorcycle skills either in a real or cyber gaming kind of arena or enviornment.
Okay okay...now he is surround by enemies and friends that represent a quasi-good guy or bad guy struggle to attain some lofty goal, like a sort of cyber spiritual holy grail sort of t hing....yall follow me?
Oh yeah....who is gonna play him in the movie, I guess we could use they guy that play Obe Wan in the last Star Wars movie...but he has to be taller..
No, the guy I want needs to be burly and distinctly Irish in character and appearance but sophisticated too...asking too much?
This is tough, I still like the Paddy Maine kinda fella, just dont have a pic of him to post, but a quentisential hero with flaws ya know...
very pesonable in an impersonable kinda way.
Its the temporary suspension of disbelief I am shooting for to make the movie more real? follow me?

**Mousey** · Sep 4, 2007, 01:25 PM

Why don't we just have zardon as himself/and or god, i'll play Mousey, the plucky underdog who must battle his way through thousands of database errors as his WoW server fails ;p

nah i'll play Myself lol, or Jesus if Zardon's playing god ;p
now i need some kind of cool plot to play ;p

Falstaff · Sep 4, 2007, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mousey

Why don't we just have zardon as himself/and or god, i'll play Mousey, the plucky underdog who must battle his way through thousands of database errors as his WoW server fails ;p

nah i'll play Myself lol, or Jesus if Zardon's playing god ;p
now i need some kind of cool plot to play ;p

you could be his sidekick in kind of a TRON way..
hmmm
yeah.....like a Tron movie, only with a major script upgrade, dont want to get sidetracked ya know.

Chaos · Sep 4, 2007, 02:03 PM

What about a Foghorn/Leghorn type character from Cartoons with Da Butt Ugly dog as the sidekick

JohnDoe47 · Sep 4, 2007, 03:39 PM

It would be a Robotic film / Creepy Horror film.

Go back to being a robot please zardon. your personal pictures as of late just make me cringe badly

Falstaff · Sep 4, 2007, 04:26 PM

I like the robotic thing...
I always imagine Z in his own Gieger style world with robotic folks galavanting about in a matrix world...
so lets review../
Gieger style world
FPS gameplay style altered universe
alter ego in real world as a sort of a rogue menion of a large newspaper publisher with a camera of course (spiderman) and capable of creating a Macguyver-esqe techno world with lots of tricks up his sleeve.
He has to have a dark past, barely known only to his techno friends or his mentor who mysteriously resides in a castle or cave somewhere....
so far so good!!

Falstaff · Sep 4, 2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaos

What about a Foghorn/Leghorn type character from Cartoons with Da Butt Ugly dog as the sidekick

not really getting the visual on that one map

Sep 3, 2007, 11:56 PM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	A movie about Zardon If a movie were to made about Zardons career and life, who would play Zardon and what would the script be like? Of course it needs a novel beginning, for instance like this game. a compelling story diabolical figures and women __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor." Last edited by Falstaff; Sep 4, 2007 at 12:13 AM.

Sep 4, 2007, 07:29 AM	#2
ChaosMinionX USB 3 dot oh Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,911 Rep Power: 47 System Specs	Would it involve girls with large syringes of adam as well? __________________ ::Heatware:: How you can help DriverHeaven by using Digg!

Sep 4, 2007, 09:41 AM	Thread Starter #4
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	ummmmmm guitar solos and frolicking women in DH t-shirts at a wet t-shirt contest..yeah... getting the visual.. Now who will play Zardon? the character would be loosely based on Paddy Maine, the SAS guy, and I think a COD player too... hmmm then would it be a movie or a game with Z in it... The game sounds more interesting, but with split screen for the reality part.. Zardon as a charcter in a game, with a surreal extention of himself in a gaming enviornment that interacts with a mundane existence in Belfast Ireland as a designer photographer at an Irish Newspapar. Now this guy works at home right, so he is pretty insulated from the real world unless he escapes to his moto guizi kind of life after dark, like in Road Warrior, or AKIRA or something....hows that so far. Now in a Matrix sort of way, he plugs into the virtual world via some kinda port attached to his body somehow, and he has to plug it into a socket either natural or mechanical... So okay, he plugs himself into this socket and he connects to the virtual world lying underneath the real world ina Matrix sort of way. Oh yeah...has to have special powers and confront demons to, but as a warrior like in an RPG with cryptic problems he as to solve along with using fighting skills or motorcycle skills either in a real or cyber gaming kind of arena or enviornment. Okay okay...now he is surround by enemies and friends that represent a quasi-good guy or bad guy struggle to attain some lofty goal, like a sort of cyber spiritual holy grail sort of t hing....yall follow me? Oh yeah....who is gonna play him in the movie, I guess we could use they guy that play Obe Wan in the last Star Wars movie...but he has to be taller.. No, the guy I want needs to be burly and distinctly Irish in character and appearance but sophisticated too...asking too much? This is tough, I still like the Paddy Maine kinda fella, just dont have a pic of him to post, but a quentisential hero with flaws ya know... very pesonable in an impersonable kinda way. Its the temporary suspension of disbelief I am shooting for to make the movie more real? follow me? __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor." Last edited by Falstaff; Sep 4, 2007 at 09:58 AM.

Sep 4, 2007, 01:25 PM	#5
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	Why don't we just have zardon as himself/and or god, i'll play Mousey, the plucky underdog who must battle his way through thousands of database errors as his WoW server fails ;p nah i'll play Myself lol, or Jesus if Zardon's playing god ;p now i need some kind of cool plot to play ;p __________________

Sep 4, 2007, 02:03 PM	#7
Chaos Number Nine Join Date: May 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 5,268 Rep Power: 167 System Specs	What about a Foghorn/Leghorn type character from Cartoons with Da Butt Ugly dog as the sidekick Last edited by Chaos; Sep 4, 2007 at 02:21 PM.

Sep 4, 2007, 08:20 AM	#3
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	Yes but they'll be riding motorcycles w/ Mac books on their back. Plus the sound track will be by Queen.

Sep 4, 2007, 03:39 PM	#8
JohnDoe47 HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 319 Rep Power: 0	It would be a Robotic film / Creepy Horror film. Go back to being a robot please zardon. your personal pictures as of late just make me cringe badly

Sep 4, 2007, 04:26 PM	Thread Starter #9
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	I like the robotic thing... I always imagine Z in his own Gieger style world with robotic folks galavanting about in a matrix world... so lets review../ Gieger style world FPS gameplay style altered universe alter ego in real world as a sort of a rogue menion of a large newspaper publisher with a camera of course (spiderman) and capable of creating a Macguyver-esqe techno world with lots of tricks up his sleeve. He has to have a dark past, barely known only to his techno friends or his mentor who mysteriously resides in a castle or cave somewhere.... so far so good!! __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."