gave up beer & the wife left

mike2h · Mar 1, 2006, 05:00 PM

My wife left me... And I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" I don't think she'll be back.

Nacht · Mar 1, 2006, 05:16 PM

hahahahaha that was great

SSXeon · Mar 1, 2006, 05:18 PM

That was awsome.

Sandok · Mar 1, 2006, 05:37 PM

Hahahaahaha so true though...

Necrosis · Mar 1, 2006, 05:56 PM

Huh are you serious Mike?

Razgriz · Mar 1, 2006, 06:21 PM

yeah, cause if you are serious, that isnt funny

mike2h · Mar 1, 2006, 06:30 PM

thx for the concern guys, but it is a joke. my wife knew my beer, scotch, & wine thing way before we got married.
got to give her credit, she has shown a lot of patience. she has also(thx god) 'convinced' me to slow down over the years. she is truly the love of my life for to many reasons to list here. that, & am not giving you scumbags

any ammo to use against me in the future

~~Sanafabich~~ · Mar 1, 2006, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosis

Huh are you serious Mike?

buahahahahahahahahha LOLOLOL!!!!!!11

SSXeon · Mar 1, 2006, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanafabich

buahahahahahahahahha LOLOLOL!!!!!!11

I knew it was a joke, if it wasnt he wouldnt have put a

in the begining.

SFOSOK · Mar 1, 2006, 07:21 PM

So wait, your married to God?

Soilwork · Mar 1, 2006, 07:48 PM

I must remember that chirp

**dj_stick** · Mar 1, 2006, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike2h

am not giving you scumbags

any ammo to use against me in the future

cause we will definately use it

mike2h · Mar 1, 2006, 09:50 PM

thats a fact!

green death - pretty close

Necrosis · Mar 1, 2006, 09:56 PM

I've seen some folks do some pretty weird stuff. So I wasn't sure, you never know these days.

pr0digal jenius · Mar 2, 2006, 12:02 AM

I'll be emailing this one around

riles9262 · Mar 2, 2006, 01:11 AM

That was a good one

LuCifer · Mar 2, 2006, 03:19 AM

LOL I thought you were serious man.. Good joke though

GutterPunk · Mar 2, 2006, 05:13 AM

thats hilarious

Dyre Straits · Mar 2, 2006, 07:08 AM

LOL! Good one to share!

Mar 1, 2006, 05:00 PM	#1
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	gave up beer & the wife left My wife left me... And I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" I don't think she'll be back. __________________

Mar 1, 2006, 05:18 PM	#3
SSXeon ATi Freak!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Virginia, US Posts: 501 Rep Power: 0	That was awsome. __________________ XFX HD4890 1024MB @ 950/4400Mhz Have issues with your Catalyst driver? Please report it to ATi

Mar 1, 2006, 06:30 PM	Thread Starter #7
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	thx for the concern guys, but it is a joke. my wife knew my beer, scotch, & wine thing way before we got married. got to give her credit, she has shown a lot of patience. she has also(thx god) 'convinced' me to slow down over the years. she is truly the love of my life for to many reasons to list here. that, & am not giving you scumbags any ammo to use against me in the future __________________

Mar 1, 2006, 07:21 PM	#10
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	So wait, your married to God? __________________ Warning - Explicit Content Preceeding METAL!!

Mar 1, 2006, 07:48 PM	#11
Soilwork A virus with shoes Join Date: May 2004 Location: Johannesburg, South Africa Posts: 236 Rep Power: 0	I must remember that chirp __________________

Mar 1, 2006, 05:16 PM	#2
Nacht ein Krieger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clemson Uni Posts: 3,127 Rep Power: 0	hahahahaha that was great

Mar 1, 2006, 05:37 PM	#4
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 0	Hahahaahaha so true though...

Mar 1, 2006, 05:56 PM	#5
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	Huh are you serious Mike?

Mar 1, 2006, 06:21 PM	#6
Razgriz Intelligence? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the edge of insanity Posts: 1,183 Rep Power: 55	yeah, cause if you are serious, that isnt funny

Mar 1, 2006, 09:50 PM	Thread Starter #13
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	thats a fact! green death - pretty close __________________

Mar 1, 2006, 09:56 PM	#14
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	I've seen some folks do some pretty weird stuff. So I wasn't sure, you never know these days.

Mar 2, 2006, 12:02 AM	#15
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	I'll be emailing this one around

Mar 2, 2006, 01:11 AM	#16
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	That was a good one __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Mar 2, 2006, 03:19 AM	#17
LuCifer DH sig maker! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fontucky Posts: 1,158 Rep Power: 0	LOL I thought you were serious man.. Good joke though __________________

Mar 2, 2006, 05:13 AM	#18
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