UK Patriotic Duty

UberLord · Jan 27, 2003, 09:55 AM

As we all know, extreme Islamic fundamentalists and the Taliban consider
it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this
Saturday at 2:00 PM all British women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not terrorists, demonstrate that they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show
support for all British women. And since the Taliban does not approve of
alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-terrorist sentiment.The UK government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this important
activity. God bless Great Britain!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

tragic · Jan 27, 2003, 10:01 AM

Can you send them over my way:

fornicatarachnid · Jan 27, 2003, 10:22 AM

wufong · Jan 27, 2003, 07:04 PM

I have no patio ( maybe this is a reason to buy garden furniture)

I certainly have the six pack

***craig5320*** · Jan 27, 2003, 07:09 PM

That's jus' an ordinary sunday in Manchester, we're very patriotic

Frodo301 · Jan 27, 2003, 11:45 PM

Talk about some headlights glowing as cold as it's been recently

Zarathustra · Jan 28, 2003, 05:27 AM

Thumbs up for patriotic glass cutters

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jan 29, 2003, 04:19 PM

let me know if it works... lol

konjini · Jan 29, 2003, 04:58 PM

/me runs out off the house to buy my self a ticket to the UK

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The_Neon_Cowboy · Jan 29, 2003, 05:11 PM

it's all fun and games till the rally fat chicks join in.... lol

UberLord · Jan 29, 2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
it's all fun and games till the rally fat chicks join in.... lol

Then it becomes comedy in motion

FuNsTeR · Jan 29, 2003, 07:19 PM

patriotic towards one country and one country only Scotland couldn't give a monkeys about "Britian" even though it is only a nation on political terms ... my flag will always be the St Andrews flag

how can one betray a country that does not exist

Saor Alba

Scottish and Damn PROUD of IT!!

Jan 27, 2003, 09:55 AM	#1
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 0	UK Patriotic Duty As we all know, extreme Islamic fundamentalists and the Taliban consider it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women. And since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.The UK government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this important activity. God bless Great Britain! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

Jan 27, 2003, 07:04 PM	#4
wufong 涌现从薄雾 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 我小的房子 Posts: 92 Rep Power: 0	I have no patio ( maybe this is a reason to buy garden furniture) I certainly have the six pack __________________ [color=Red]想法是所有成就布鲁斯·李起点[/color]

Jan 27, 2003, 07:09 PM	#5
*craig5320* HH Administrator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 8,572 Rep Power: 445 System Specs	That's jus' an ordinary sunday in Manchester, we're very patriotic __________________ HardwareHeaven on Facebook

Jan 27, 2003, 11:45 PM	#6
Frodo301 Outraged Join Date: May 2002 Location: The mountains Posts: 584 Rep Power: 0	Talk about some headlights glowing as cold as it's been recently __________________ The greatest thing you'll every learn is to love, and be loved in return.

Jan 29, 2003, 04:58 PM	#9
konjini DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Heerlen (NL) Posts: 85 Rep Power: 0	/me runs out off the house to buy my self a ticket to the UK . __________________ iMMortal Clan (WA) Sponsored by: www.extremegameservers.net

Jan 27, 2003, 10:01 AM	#2
tragic Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Northern Hemi Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	Can you send them over my way:

Jan 27, 2003, 10:22 AM	#3
fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0

Jan 28, 2003, 05:27 AM	#7
Zarathustra Elite Bastard Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Confederacy Posts: 841 Rep Power: 0	Thumbs up for patriotic glass cutters

Jan 29, 2003, 04:19 PM	#8
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	let me know if it works... lol

Jan 29, 2003, 05:11 PM	#10
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	it's all fun and games till the rally fat chicks join in.... lol

Jan 29, 2003, 07:19 PM	#12
FuNsTeR Caledonian and Proud Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Darkest Ayrshire Posts: 1,305 Rep Power: 88 System Specs	patriotic towards one country and one country only Scotland couldn't give a monkeys about "Britian" even though it is only a nation on political terms ... my flag will always be the St Andrews flag how can one betray a country that does not exist Saor Alba Scottish and Damn PROUD of IT!! __________________ "They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages ..... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows"