Another One of Them Simpsons Quotes Thread.

No_Style · Feb 4, 2003, 05:23 AM

A quote I heard today:

Otto while staring at his fingers with Homer (Both High): They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing......Oh..there they go.

sinjin · Feb 4, 2003, 05:48 AM

"to alcohol! the cause of...and solution to....all of life's problems." -homer jay

digitalwanderer · Feb 4, 2003, 05:58 AM

"Doh!"

Vampyromaniac · Feb 4, 2003, 06:00 AM

"Hi, Lisa! We're gonna be in a pie!" - Ralph Wiggum

DriveEuro · Feb 4, 2003, 06:56 AM

Ralph - "I bent my Wookie."

"I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S M R T ... I mean S M A R T." Homer

~~TIGER~~ · Feb 4, 2003, 05:56 PM

Doughnuts of the World.........Beware

***craig5320*** · Feb 4, 2003, 06:09 PM

Lisa: I wish for world peace!
Homer: Lisa that was very selfish of you!

sinjin · Feb 4, 2003, 06:12 PM

"what are you going to do? release the dogs...or the bees...or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" homer jay to mr. burns when asked to leave the property

UberLord · Feb 4, 2003, 06:19 PM

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." - Homer J Simpson

sinjin · Feb 4, 2003, 06:25 PM

"Trying is the first step towards failure." homer jay

UberLord · Feb 4, 2003, 06:31 PM

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" - Homer J Simpson

sinjin · Feb 4, 2003, 07:33 PM

"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!" -homer jay

UberLord · Feb 4, 2003, 07:41 PM

"God bless those pagans" - Homer J Simpson

DriveEuro · Feb 4, 2003, 07:45 PM

Homer: "Lingwo dead?"
Lingwo: "Lingo IS dead."

UberLord · Feb 4, 2003, 07:48 PM

"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!" - Homer J Simpson

WyreTheWolf · Feb 4, 2003, 08:24 PM

I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER!

Zardon · Feb 4, 2003, 09:15 PM

ive seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Jeff · Feb 4, 2003, 09:18 PM

Too many to think of right now...

UberLord · Feb 4, 2003, 09:24 PM

"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down." - Homer J Simpson

Frodo301 · Feb 5, 2003, 12:18 AM

"What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."

No_Style · Feb 5, 2003, 01:16 AM

"Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers"

blix9 · Feb 5, 2003, 08:29 AM

"Can't post, eating."

shortstuff · Feb 5, 2003, 09:08 AM

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday- Homer Simpson

UberLord · Feb 5, 2003, 11:57 AM

"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!" - Homer J Simpson

DriveEuro · Feb 5, 2003, 06:11 PM

" Worst episode, ever" Uber, That was the one episode that was on last night.

The_Neon_Cowboy · Feb 5, 2003, 09:18 PM

"B-A-R-T"

Jeff · Feb 5, 2003, 09:21 PM

"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen" -- Homer J Simpson

blix9 · Feb 5, 2003, 09:44 PM

Nice one, Cyborg

sinjin · Feb 5, 2003, 10:49 PM

not to be nit-picky, but its homer jay simpson...in the episode where he finally meets his mother...thats when he learns that the 'j' stands for 'jay'.

oh and another quote..."My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r... "

the homer quote generator

Jeff · Feb 6, 2003, 06:20 AM

OK, so his middle name is 'Jay' ... now why doesn't Homer J Simpson work? Jeff K Lange works... and my middle name sure as heck isn't ' K '

Feb 4, 2003, 05:23 AM	#1
No_Style Styleless Wonder Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 6,034 Rep Power: 0	Another One of Them Simpsons Quotes Thread. A quote I heard today: Otto while staring at his fingers with Homer (Both High): They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing......Oh..there they go. __________________ "The Best Style Is No Style" Specifications Here

Feb 4, 2003, 05:48 AM	#2
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Feb 4, 2003, 05:58 AM	#3
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Feb 4, 2003, 06:00 AM	#4
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Feb 4, 2003, 06:56 AM	#5
DriveEuro HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gurnee Illinois Posts: 4,677 Rep Power: 0	Ralph - "I bent my Wookie." "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S M R T ... I mean S M A R T." Homer __________________ [color=orange]ASUS P4P800 Deluxe [color=black]-[/color] 2.4C --> 3300mhz [color=black]-[/color] Mushkin PC3200 at 220 5-2-2-2 (cpu limited) [color=black]-[/color] BBAti 9800Pro at 430/375 [/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]01[/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]03[/color] 16001200 12801024

Feb 4, 2003, 05:56 PM	#6
~~TIGER~~ BANNED Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: OLDHAM Posts: 591 Rep Power: 0	Doughnuts of the World.........Beware

Feb 4, 2003, 06:09 PM	#7
*craig5320* HH Administrator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 8,277 Rep Power: 428 System Specs	Lisa: I wish for world peace! Homer: Lisa that was very selfish of you! __________________

Feb 4, 2003, 06:12 PM	#8
sinjin the last samurai Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,086 Rep Power: 0	"what are you going to do? release the dogs...or the bees...or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" homer jay to mr. burns when asked to leave the property __________________

Feb 4, 2003, 06:19 PM	#9
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 70	"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." - Homer J Simpson __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

Feb 4, 2003, 06:25 PM	#10
sinjin the last samurai Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,086 Rep Power: 0	"Trying is the first step towards failure." homer jay __________________

Feb 4, 2003, 06:31 PM	#11
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 70	"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" - Homer J Simpson __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

Feb 4, 2003, 07:33 PM	#12
sinjin the last samurai Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,086 Rep Power: 0	"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!" -homer jay __________________

Feb 4, 2003, 07:41 PM	#13
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 70	"God bless those pagans" - Homer J Simpson __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

Feb 4, 2003, 07:45 PM	#14
DriveEuro HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gurnee Illinois Posts: 4,677 Rep Power: 0	Homer: "Lingwo dead?" Lingwo: "Lingo IS dead." __________________ [color=orange]ASUS P4P800 Deluxe [color=black]-[/color] 2.4C --> 3300mhz [color=black]-[/color] Mushkin PC3200 at 220 5-2-2-2 (cpu limited) [color=black]-[/color] BBAti 9800Pro at 430/375 [/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]01[/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]03[/color] 16001200 12801024

Feb 4, 2003, 07:48 PM	#15
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 70	"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!" - Homer J Simpson __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

Feb 4, 2003, 08:24 PM	#16
WyreTheWolf Wolfish Bastard Join Date: May 2002 Location: Cave; Ozark Mountains Posts: 2,111 Rep Power: 0	I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER!

Feb 4, 2003, 09:15 PM	#17
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 177	ive seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Feb 4, 2003, 09:18 PM	#18
Jeff Yarr... I be blind! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 3,190 Rep Power: 74	Too many to think of right now... __________________

Feb 4, 2003, 09:24 PM	#19
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 70	"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down." - Homer J Simpson __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

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Frodo301 Outraged Join Date: May 2002 Location: The mountains Posts: 584 Rep Power: 0	"What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts." __________________ The greatest thing you'll every learn is to love, and be loved in return.

Feb 5, 2003, 01:16 AM	Thread Starter #21
No_Style Styleless Wonder Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 6,034 Rep Power: 0	Ralph and his Consoles "Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers" __________________ "The Best Style Is No Style" Specifications Here

Feb 5, 2003, 08:29 AM	#22
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Feb 5, 2003, 09:08 AM	#23
shortstuff Sweetness Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,835 Rep Power: 0	The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday- Homer Simpson __________________ [color=Indigo]Joe "Roadee" Dawson R.I.P my friend. You will be missed [/color] If we keep doing what we've always done, we'll keep getting what we've always got.

Feb 5, 2003, 11:57 AM	#24
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 70	"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!" - Homer J Simpson __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

Feb 5, 2003, 06:11 PM	#25
DriveEuro HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gurnee Illinois Posts: 4,677 Rep Power: 0	" Worst episode, ever" Uber, That was the one episode that was on last night. __________________ [color=orange]ASUS P4P800 Deluxe [color=black]-[/color] 2.4C --> 3300mhz [color=black]-[/color] Mushkin PC3200 at 220 5-2-2-2 (cpu limited) [color=black]-[/color] BBAti 9800Pro at 430/375 [/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]01[/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]03[/color] 16001200 12801024

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Feb 5, 2003, 09:21 PM	#27
Jeff Yarr... I be blind! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 3,190 Rep Power: 74	"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen" -- Homer J Simpson __________________

Feb 5, 2003, 09:44 PM	#28
blix9 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 315 Rep Power: 0	Nice one, Cyborg

Feb 5, 2003, 10:49 PM	#29
sinjin the last samurai Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,086 Rep Power: 0	not to be nit-picky, but its homer jay simpson...in the episode where he finally meets his mother...thats when he learns that the 'j' stands for 'jay'. oh and another quote..."My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r... " the homer quote generator __________________

Feb 6, 2003, 06:20 AM	#30
Jeff Yarr... I be blind! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 3,190 Rep Power: 74	OK, so his middle name is 'Jay' ... now why doesn't Homer J Simpson work? Jeff K Lange works... and my middle name sure as heck isn't ' K ' __________________