humour :ROFL:

Falstaff · May 11, 2006, 01:25 AM

A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Dyre Straits · May 11, 2006, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falstaff

A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

I have NEVER read my email with my hand on the mouse.

I have ALWAYS used my eyes.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · May 11, 2006, 02:44 AM

i dont want to sound blonde...

is this true? lol

pr0digal jenius · May 11, 2006, 02:55 AM

I leave my hand on the mouse if it'sa short email that i'm gunna delete after i glance over it....other then that i usually read email during meals...thus...I email in between bites of sandwich or soup or strudel or something

Judas · May 11, 2006, 03:25 AM

i don't read email....

YAYitsAndrew · May 11, 2006, 04:48 AM

I read Judas' email.

Someone has to.

Falstaff · May 11, 2006, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YAYitsAndrew

I read Judas' email.

Someone has to.

I admire that in a person, making his whole experience at the senior center more rewarding, your so thoughtful AndrewYay

YAYitsAndrew · May 11, 2006, 08:03 AM

I just needed an excuse to steal meds.

CDsDontBurn · May 11, 2006, 08:32 AM

why steal them when you can go straight to the supplier

as for the topic, i doubt it's true. i need hard core evidence before i would even consider it

patje · May 11, 2006, 08:46 AM

I can't stop thinking how someone can define "insufficient brain"?
is there a standard for that these days?

LeanWolf · May 11, 2006, 09:23 PM

it's a joke people...

patje · May 12, 2006, 08:51 AM

great, now you spoiled it for everyone

CDsDontBurn · May 12, 2006, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patje

I can't stop thinking how someone can define "insufficient brain"?
is there a standard for that these days?

insufficient brain: the abnormal size of the brain smaller than the average brain.

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ok....no beef, it's 2am here ATM, and i'm just too tired to really make any more new posts. :sad:

ranasrule · May 14, 2006, 04:12 PM

lol

BabylenTatarsky · May 14, 2006, 04:19 PM

I'm dumb then, heh. I let go of my mouse for nobody.

May 11, 2006, 01:25 AM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 18,725 Rep Power: 165	humour :ROFL: A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. __________________ Before the light is dimmed in their eyes Before the voices are forever lost Before the body succumbs unto itself Before the the last words are spoken Tell them that you truly love them and embrace them one last time in the living years.

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May 11, 2006, 08:03 AM	#8
YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,605 Rep Power: 66 System Specs	I just needed an excuse to steal meds. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com

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pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	I leave my hand on the mouse if it'sa short email that i'm gunna delete after i glance over it....other then that i usually read email during meals...thus...I email in between bites of sandwich or soup or strudel or something

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patje Former Mobility Modman Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Belgium / Antwerp Posts: 1,475 Rep Power: 53	great, now you spoiled it for everyone __________________

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