humour :ROFL:

Falstaff · May 11, 2006, 01:25 AM

A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Dyre Straits · May 11, 2006, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falstaff

A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

I have NEVER read my email with my hand on the mouse.

I have ALWAYS used my eyes.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · May 11, 2006, 02:44 AM

i dont want to sound blonde...

is this true? lol

pr0digal jenius · May 11, 2006, 02:55 AM

I leave my hand on the mouse if it'sa short email that i'm gunna delete after i glance over it....other then that i usually read email during meals...thus...I email in between bites of sandwich or soup or strudel or something

Judas · May 11, 2006, 03:25 AM

i don't read email....

YAYitsAndrew · May 11, 2006, 04:48 AM

I read Judas' email.

Someone has to.

Falstaff · May 11, 2006, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YAYitsAndrew

I read Judas' email.

Someone has to.

I admire that in a person, making his whole experience at the senior center more rewarding, your so thoughtful AndrewYay

YAYitsAndrew · May 11, 2006, 08:03 AM

I just needed an excuse to steal meds.

CDsDontBurn · May 11, 2006, 08:32 AM

why steal them when you can go straight to the supplier

as for the topic, i doubt it's true. i need hard core evidence before i would even consider it

patje · May 11, 2006, 08:46 AM

I can't stop thinking how someone can define "insufficient brain"?
is there a standard for that these days?

LeanWolf · May 11, 2006, 09:23 PM

it's a joke people...

patje · May 12, 2006, 08:51 AM

great, now you spoiled it for everyone

CDsDontBurn · May 12, 2006, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patje

I can't stop thinking how someone can define "insufficient brain"?
is there a standard for that these days?

insufficient brain: the abnormal size of the brain smaller than the average brain.

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ok....no beef, it's 2am here ATM, and i'm just too tired to really make any more new posts. :sad:

ranasrule · May 14, 2006, 04:12 PM

lol

BabylenTatarsky · May 14, 2006, 04:19 PM

I'm dumb then, heh. I let go of my mouse for nobody.

May 11, 2006, 01:25 AM	#1
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YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ Posts: 2,605 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	I just needed an excuse to steal meds. __________________ "It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com

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