Father of one of my children (joke)

Falstaff · May 13, 2006, 02:04 PM

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER.

SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN.

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS...

"ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I HAD ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY BUTT WITH WET CELERY?"

SUDDENLY LOOKING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE, SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

cozumel · May 13, 2006, 02:16 PM

Quite horrifying but very good...LOL

Falstaff · May 13, 2006, 02:43 PM

the celery scared me the most...

cozumel · May 13, 2006, 02:48 PM

I love those moments in life when you wish had a shovel with you so you could instantly dig a hole and bury yourself. Happens to me all the time.

Dyre Straits · May 13, 2006, 08:00 PM

I had heard this one before, but's it's still good.

Mr cairo · May 13, 2006, 08:17 PM

thats damn funny

ranasrule · May 14, 2006, 05:11 PM

lol

May 13, 2006, 02:04 PM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,047 Rep Power: 206	Father of one of my children (joke) A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER. SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN. NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS... "ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I HAD ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY BUTT WITH WET CELERY?" SUDDENLY LOOKING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE, SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER." __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

May 13, 2006, 02:16 PM	#2
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	Quite horrifying but very good...LOL __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

May 13, 2006, 02:43 PM	Thread Starter #3
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,047 Rep Power: 206	the celery scared me the most... __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

May 13, 2006, 02:48 PM	#4
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	I love those moments in life when you wish had a shovel with you so you could instantly dig a hole and bury yourself. Happens to me all the time. __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

May 13, 2006, 08:17 PM	#6
Mr cairo F0rum For Humans Only Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Slightly to the left Posts: 1,763 Rep Power: 87 System Specs	thats damn funny __________________

May 14, 2006, 05:11 PM	#7
ranasrule DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 24 Rep Power: 0	lol