[mike2h]

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to

> raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace

> house.

>

> After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and

> explained that she was a model working in a near-by city centre studio

> for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to

> Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.

>

> Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away. ;

>

> "There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I

> have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."

>

> "That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the

> yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and

> fill it with hot water."

>

> "What about your husband? asked the model.

>

> "Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings,"

> replied Doris.

>

> "Good," said the model. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to the

> studio and see you tonight."

>

> That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris

> prepared the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model

> stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.

> The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained

> that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling

> swimmer or underclothes.

>

> Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not

> believe her.

>

> "It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me,

> tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly ope n and you can peek

> in and see for yourself."

>

> The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the

> model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind

> her.

>

> Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's

> naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties,

> pointed to her own.

>

> Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.

>

> "Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred. "Yes, he replied. "I've

> never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your

> skirt and show yourself?"

>

> "Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've

> seen me millions of times."

>

> "Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't."

>

>

>

[niceguyrichy]

oohh mike mike mike

that's terrible, but in a good way

[Sandok]

Guess what folks... I don't get it

[Dark Lord]

holy jesus sandok.... which part didnt you get?

the part were Fred invited the entire dart team over to check out the nude modles shaven body, or the part where doris showed of her own equipment to point out the diffrences, while thinking just fred was there?

[mike2h]

Sorry Sandok

[mainman]

Originally Posted by Dark Lord

holy jesus sandok.... which part didnt you get?

the part were Fred invited the entire dart team over to check out the nude modles shaven body, or the part where doris showed of her own equipment to point out the diffrences, while thinking just fred was there?

Now that just made me laugh more than the joke...

[Sandok]

Originally Posted by Dark Lord

holy jesus sandok.... which part didnt you get?

the part were Fred invited the entire dart team over to check out the nude modles shaven body, or the part where doris showed of her own equipment to point out the diffrences, while thinking just fred was there?

I got that... (after re rereading it) but I fail to see the funny side?

[CDsDontBurn]

lol.....was alright. didn't make me crack up.

and i still got it on the first try

[Sanafabich]

ahahah good one