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Old Jun 15, 2006, 04:03 PM   #1
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got this in a forward:

> The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my
> girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
> floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".
> The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making
> ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah
> lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches
> above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
> The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shaggin my
> chick, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my d!ck on
> the curtains.
> And MATE ..... She hits the f*!king roof.
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so i guess that means you can now die peacfully i take it?

and when you die, does that mean i get your job......which would be my job back
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