HUSBAND WANTED (joke)

Nacht · Jun 28, 2006, 12:54 AM

> Husband Wanted
> A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get
> married.
> She put an ad in the local paper that read:
>
> HUSBAND WANTED!
> MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)
> MUST NOT BEAT ME,
> MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
> AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
> ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>
> On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
> dismay,she opened the door to see a gray - haired gentleman
> sitting in a wheelchair.
> He had no arms or legs.
>
> The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to
> consider you, are you?
> Just look at you....you have no legs!"
>
> The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
> you!"
>
> She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
>
> Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
> She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.
> "Are you still good in bed?"
>
> With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
> broad smile and said "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

Razgriz · Jun 28, 2006, 12:56 AM

Hahahaha nice one!

**dj_stick** · Jun 28, 2006, 01:28 AM

haha that's great

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jun 28, 2006, 01:42 AM

Lol

pr0digal jenius · Jun 28, 2006, 03:16 AM

boooo!

Drakon · Jun 28, 2006, 04:31 AM

LOL

LuCifer · Jun 28, 2006, 04:34 AM

lol Nice

CDsDontBurn · Jun 28, 2006, 04:53 AM

i've heard it before. a bit differently though.

still funny though

Jun 28, 2006, 12:54 AM	#1
Nacht ein Krieger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clemson Uni Posts: 3,127 Rep Power: 0	HUSBAND WANTED (joke) > Husband Wanted > A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get > married. > She put an ad in the local paper that read: > > HUSBAND WANTED! > MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's) > MUST NOT BEAT ME, > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. > > On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her > dismay,she opened the door to see a gray - haired gentleman > sitting in a wheelchair. > He had no arms or legs. > > The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to > consider you, are you? > Just look at you....you have no legs!" > > The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on > you!" > > She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" > > Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" > She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. > "Are you still good in bed?" > > With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big > broad smile and said "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

Jun 28, 2006, 01:42 AM	#4
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CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	i've heard it before. a bit differently though. still funny though __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Jun 28, 2006, 12:56 AM	#2
Razgriz Intelligence? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the edge of insanity Posts: 1,183 Rep Power: 55	Hahahaha nice one!

Jun 28, 2006, 03:16 AM	#5
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	boooo!

Jun 28, 2006, 04:31 AM	#6
Drakon DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Floatin'... Posts: 4,957 Rep Power: 0	LOL