Elephant Joke

Falstaff · Jul 25, 2006, 04:31 PM

A young virile man suffered a horrible accident to his penis, it was cleanly severed and could not be re-attached.
The young man went to a plastic surgeon and pleaded with the doctor to do something.
The doctor told him he could not give the man a new penis, but he could attach a substitute but it would be an elephants trunk.
Overjoyed at the prospect, the young man agreed and underwent the complicated procedure.
Months went by and the doctor was approached by the same young man again.
"doctor" I really love the new elephants trunk but I need you to cut it off for good!
"why" asked the doctor, perlexed at the young mans request.
"doesnt it do what you want" queried the doctor.
"why yes and more" the young man said bluntly.
I can satisfy any woman I want.
I can pee further than anyone.
I can lift things, write my name, and I am thinking about becoming a porn star.
"then what is the problem?" the doctor asked again.
"just one thing" said the man rubbing his buttocks....
"the darn thing keeps trying to shove peanuts up my butt" he exclaimed...

Razgriz · Jul 25, 2006, 06:35 PM

hahaha thats great jeff

riles9262 · Jul 25, 2006, 09:07 PM

pr0digal jenius · Jul 26, 2006, 05:51 AM

....now if he was gay, there wouldn't be any punchline, would there?

Falstaff · Jul 26, 2006, 07:43 AM

on if it made you look fat...LOL

kn00tcn · Jul 27, 2006, 07:21 AM

ahahaha penis

Jul 25, 2006, 04:31 PM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	Elephant Joke A young virile man suffered a horrible accident to his penis, it was cleanly severed and could not be re-attached. The young man went to a plastic surgeon and pleaded with the doctor to do something. The doctor told him he could not give the man a new penis, but he could attach a substitute but it would be an elephants trunk. Overjoyed at the prospect, the young man agreed and underwent the complicated procedure. Months went by and the doctor was approached by the same young man again. "doctor" I really love the new elephants trunk but I need you to cut it off for good! "why" asked the doctor, perlexed at the young mans request. "doesnt it do what you want" queried the doctor. "why yes and more" the young man said bluntly. I can satisfy any woman I want. I can pee further than anyone. I can lift things, write my name, and I am thinking about becoming a porn star. "then what is the problem?" the doctor asked again. "just one thing" said the man rubbing his buttocks.... "the darn thing keeps trying to shove peanuts up my butt" he exclaimed... __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Jul 25, 2006, 09:07 PM	#3
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	__________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Jul 26, 2006, 07:43 AM	Thread Starter #5
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	on if it made you look fat...LOL __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Jul 27, 2006, 07:21 AM	#6
kn00tcn DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 649 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	ahahaha penis __________________ http://www.kn00tcn.net/site/ati-catalyst-profiles/ http://www.kn00tcn.net/FPSLimiter.rar

Jul 25, 2006, 06:35 PM	#2
Razgriz Intelligence? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the edge of insanity Posts: 1,183 Rep Power: 55	hahaha thats great jeff

Jul 26, 2006, 05:51 AM	#4
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	....now if he was gay, there wouldn't be any punchline, would there?