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Old Feb 27, 2003, 04:51 PM   #1
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??? Hookers

What do you think of prostitutes ? Would you go to one ?

( not that I'm thinking of doin, I was just wondering )

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Old Feb 27, 2003, 05:09 PM   #3
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Why's the thread blank? I didn't do it.
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Old Feb 27, 2003, 05:16 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #5
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Why's the thread blank? I didn't do it.
That was me Craig, I was just changing the wording
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Old Feb 27, 2003, 05:17 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #6
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Tina the dog ! LOL
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That was me Craig, I was just changing the wording
The original wording was something like "I want my money back!"
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Hell no, I would never touch a roast beef slut. That is so nasty, they get off one fat sweaty dude and jump to the next...puke is the word
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Never tried it. My babe is my own personal hooker...
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The original wording was something like "I want my money back!"
You had better keep quiet about this Mr Kinetic or I will come round and fix your Puter

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Old Feb 27, 2003, 05:24 PM   #11
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Never tried it. My babe is my own personal hooker...
Are you suggested you have to pay for your girlfriend to have sex with you? aside from the shopping, gifts and credit card bills?
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Old Feb 27, 2003, 05:48 PM   #12
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Well, you could....i guess. She's damn good with what she can do.
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Well, you could....i guess. She's damn good with what she can do.
You better make sure that she doesn't read this.....you would only be giving her new idea's!!!!!

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Re: Hookers

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What do you think of prostitutes ? Would you go to one ?

( not that I'm thinking of doin, I was just wondering )
geee.. i can't sat the tough hasn't crossed my mind (talking about the top of the line las vegas hookers $5.000 a night they look like super models) but other than that common steet hookers are super nasty!

Why pay when you can get it for free?
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Old Feb 27, 2003, 10:42 PM   #15
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What do you think of prostitutes ? Would you go to one ?

( not that I'm thinking of doin, I was just wondering )
I would. That way I can have a night of pure sex, stay single and have no hang-ups about relationship potential.
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Old Feb 27, 2003, 10:56 PM   #16
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Re: Re: Hookers

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I would. That way I can have a night of pure sex, stay single and have no hang-ups about relationship potential.
Except the relationship with your new buddies Herpes and HIV.
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Except the relationship with your new buddies Herpes and HIV.
Ever hard of a condom? (Rubber to some people)
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Old Feb 28, 2003, 12:02 AM   #18
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It'd have to be a real classy chick, but still I'd rather go with the one night stand from the club in town, sex, freedom, and you don't have to make breakfast.
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Old Feb 28, 2003, 12:15 AM   #19
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Never tried it. My babe is my own personal hooker...
Might I remind you of this wonderful (but month old) post of mine?



Personally, I would never use a hooker just because a) I'm pretty broke and b) I don't want to get any diseases

And besides, there's really only one thing you need with your girlfriend to get the good stuff (or to get a girlfriend):
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Hookers

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Abe Simpson: "Laatex Condome...Boy I'd like to live in one of those!"
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All chicks are whores. And you pay for it one way or another. Cash seems to be the simple way. Just be careful of all the others that had cash before you.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Hookers

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Ever hard of a condom? (Rubber to some people)
Six AIDS viruses can go through the wall of a latex condom side by side. Doesn't seem to safe to me. Not to mention that condoms can break and you could get a virus from any other abrasions on your body. I'm not trying to ruin your fun, but it's quite risky to have sex with a hooker.
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i would...... NOT jeez.. i'd rather spend the $600 on my comp thx
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I'd have to be pretty desperate and pretty rich.
Thankfully/Sadly . . . . . . I'm neither.

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$600??? good god you like class...

around here it's $10
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Old Feb 28, 2003, 08:45 PM   #27
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once again .... Why pay when you can get it for free? ...

haveing a little trouble with the ladies guys?
gheze I'm not the best looker but I have never had any problems getting any...
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Cool!

Only in Nevada, wheres it's legal.

I will be at Sheri's Ranch, a legal brothel, in Pahrump, Nevada.

Hehehe, Nevada is considering whether to tax hookers.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/02/26/brothel.tax.ap/
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