why my girl and I broke up.

Falstaff · Sep 12, 2006, 03:21 AM

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to

quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had

to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look
pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

BlueMak · Sep 12, 2006, 04:29 AM

How often do you buy a case of beer. How often does she spend $65 on make-up?

Either way, when you go to try and make things up, don't forget to apologize, and do not get her a make up gift or a beer.

**dj_stick** · Sep 12, 2006, 04:34 AM

you know that's a joke don't you?

Robert McClelland · Sep 12, 2006, 04:42 AM

well tell you the truth most girls can't live with out there makeup lol Remeber they did a show where they show stars with out there makeup lol

Falstaff · Sep 12, 2006, 04:45 AM

it is?

Robert McClelland · Sep 12, 2006, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falstaff

it is?

Or is it?

LuCifer · Sep 12, 2006, 04:59 AM

LOL Didnt you post this before??

mtsaint · Sep 12, 2006, 05:08 AM

im almost shure ive heard this one before i frst thought it was a joke but was fraid to hurt
falstaff in his already vulnderable state. and if its not a joke damn im sorry man
how many times have you pissed off your girlfriend and she's ngiven the silent treatment. she's probably blowing off some steam i mean would you leave the one you love just cause
of a little funny business

Geminiwave · Sep 12, 2006, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj_stick

you know that's a joke don't you?

um..

yea and its a joke I've heard from jeff at least once before but I'm pretty sure twice.

Jeff you arent very original anymore

CDsDontBurn · Sep 12, 2006, 06:01 AM

i wouldn't worry about falstaff.....as promiscuous as he is, he can get right back into the game in no time

Erroneus · Sep 12, 2006, 06:51 AM

Points for honesty!

Good one

mike2h · Sep 12, 2006, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminiwave

um..

yea and its a joke I've heard from jeff at least once before but I'm pretty sure twice.

Jeff you arent very original anymore

whats with the avatar? nobody(that i know of) thinks you are gay. we just think you are female.

its original as long as he can hook somebody. which he did

Al_Vampyre · Sep 12, 2006, 09:19 AM

LOL...again Jeff!! You must be drinking bad if you can't remember this has happened before!!

LeanWolf · Sep 12, 2006, 10:33 AM

as soon as i saw 'beer' and 'makeup' I knew where this was going.. this joke's even older than you Jeff

Sandok · Sep 12, 2006, 11:05 AM

Hahaha that's difficult to do

But yes, tis been done before...

riles9262 · Sep 12, 2006, 04:39 PM

haha nice one, even if a bit old.

swimtech · Sep 12, 2006, 04:46 PM

What would be really awful is if it were true - and she didn't laugh too! If she did - she's a keeper...

Falstaff · Sep 12, 2006, 05:19 PM

ahhhh geeeeezzzzzz..

pr0digal jenius · Sep 12, 2006, 07:15 PM

$25 case of beer?

We talking cases, packs or half packs here? [24, 12, 6]

Tinkerhell · Sep 12, 2006, 08:13 PM

fish in barrel.

dsdsdk · Sep 12, 2006, 08:24 PM

hehe, never seen that one before. me likes! :-D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesia

Dyre Straits · Sep 12, 2006, 10:25 PM

Yup! It's had its rounds before....

http://www.hardwareheaven.com/showthre...ht=beer+makeup

But, still good for a laugh on a rainy day.

Sep 12, 2006, 03:21 AM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	why my girl and I broke up. She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that's what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back..... __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Sep 12, 2006, 04:29 AM	#2
BlueMak HH's Asteroids' Dominator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellas->Macedonia->Thessaloniki Posts: 13,471 Rep Power: 349 System Specs	How often do you buy a case of beer. How often does she spend $65 on make-up? Either way, when you go to try and make things up, don't forget to apologize, and do not get her a make up gift or a beer. __________________ The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm *Sic semper tyrannis.*

Sep 12, 2006, 04:42 AM	#4
Robert McClelland PAX Tweaker, PAX Expert. Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Somewhere in Wood County Ohio Same Town :) Posts: 10,668 Rep Power: 196 System Specs	well tell you the truth most girls can't live with out there makeup lol Remeber they did a show where they show stars with out there makeup lol __________________ "XTREME AUDIO IS CRAP!" "There no support for it. It's crapist card on face of the earth it should be throw into the sun" http://www.speedtest.net/result/1949536385.png correct the correct one now

Sep 12, 2006, 04:45 AM	Thread Starter #5
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	it is? __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Sep 12, 2006, 04:59 AM	#7
LuCifer DH sig maker! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fontucky Posts: 1,158 Rep Power: 0	LOL Didnt you post this before?? __________________

Sep 12, 2006, 05:08 AM	#8
mtsaint DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 257 Rep Power: 0	im almost shure ive heard this one before i frst thought it was a joke but was fraid to hurt falstaff in his already vulnderable state. and if its not a joke damn im sorry man how many times have you pissed off your girlfriend and she's ngiven the silent treatment. she's probably blowing off some steam i mean would you leave the one you love just cause of a little funny business

Sep 12, 2006, 06:01 AM	#10
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	i wouldn't worry about falstaff.....as promiscuous as he is, he can get right back into the game in no time __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Sep 12, 2006, 06:51 AM	#11
Erroneus Get off my lawn! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 13,417 Rep Power: 119 System Specs	Points for honesty! Good one __________________

Sep 12, 2006, 09:19 AM	#13
Al_Vampyre HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,532 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	LOL...again Jeff!! You must be drinking bad if you can't remember this has happened before!! __________________ "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" - Brian O'Driscoll - Ireland Rugby Team 2009 Grand Slam winning Captain.

Sep 12, 2006, 10:33 AM	#14
LeanWolf alpha male Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Skyrim Posts: 5,713 Rep Power: 84 System Specs	as soon as i saw 'beer' and 'makeup' I knew where this was going.. this joke's even older than you Jeff __________________

Sep 12, 2006, 11:05 AM	#15
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 0	Hahaha that's difficult to do But yes, tis been done before...

Sep 12, 2006, 04:39 PM	#16
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	haha nice one, even if a bit old. __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Sep 12, 2006, 04:46 PM	#17
swimtech HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,040 Rep Power: 124 System Specs	What would be really awful is if it were true - and she didn't laugh too! If she did - she's a keeper...

Sep 12, 2006, 05:19 PM	Thread Starter #18
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	ahhhh geeeeezzzzzz.. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Sep 12, 2006, 07:15 PM	#19
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	$25 case of beer? We talking cases, packs or half packs here? [24, 12, 6]

Sep 12, 2006, 08:13 PM	#20
Tinkerhell Not all fairies are nice. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 989 Rep Power: 44	fish in barrel.

Sep 12, 2006, 08:24 PM	#21
dsdsdk DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Denmark, CPH. Posts: 586 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	hehe, never seen that one before. me likes! :-D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesia __________________ No more Kitty!