Holy Golf.....!

wufong · Mar 1, 2003, 09:32 PM

A Catholic Priest and a Nun were out having a round of golf.

The priest stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said, "Sh*t, I missed."

Sister Marie told him to watch his language.

At the next swing he missed again, "Sh*t, I missed."

"Father, what filthy language! I am not going to play with you if you keep swearing."

The priest promises to do better.

At the next tee he misses again, usual reply, "Sh*t, I missed."

Sister Marie is really mad now and says, "Father, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

At the next tee, the priest misses, swears, "Sh*t, I missed."

Out of the sky comes a gigantic bolt of lighting, which strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

Then the skies open up and a big booming voice says, "Sh*t, I missed."

DriveEuro · Mar 1, 2003, 09:58 PM

HAHAHAHA, good one.

UberLord · Mar 1, 2003, 11:24 PM

I don't get it - Batman wasn't mentioned in the joke!!

URWORSTENEMY · Mar 2, 2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberLord
I don't get it - Batman wasn't mentioned in the joke!!

Wasn't he??
hmmm??

Mar 1, 2003, 09:32 PM	#1
wufong 涌现从薄雾 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 我小的房子 Posts: 92 Rep Power: 0	Holy Golf.....! A Catholic Priest and a Nun were out having a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said, "Sht, I missed." Sister Marie told him to watch his language. At the next swing he missed again, "Sht, I missed." "Father, what filthy language! I am not going to play with you if you keep swearing." The priest promises to do better. At the next tee he misses again, usual reply, "Sht, I missed." Sister Marie is really mad now and says, "Father, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." At the next tee, the priest misses, swears, "Sht, I missed." Out of the sky comes a gigantic bolt of lighting, which strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. Then the skies open up and a big booming voice says, "Sht, I missed." __________________ [color=Red]想法是所有成就布鲁斯·李起点*[/color]

Mar 1, 2003, 09:58 PM	#2
DriveEuro HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gurnee Illinois Posts: 4,677 Rep Power: 0	HAHAHAHA, good one. __________________ [color=orange]ASUS P4P800 Deluxe [color=black]-[/color] 2.4C --> 3300mhz [color=black]-[/color] Mushkin PC3200 at 220 5-2-2-2 (cpu limited) [color=black]-[/color] BBAti 9800Pro at 430/375 [/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]01[/color] [color=black]3[/color][color=gray]D[/color]M[color=black]a[/color][color=gray]r[/color]k[color=yellow]03[/color] 16001200 12801024

Mar 1, 2003, 11:24 PM	#3
UberLord A Legend in Underwear Join Date: May 2002 Location: Unknown Posts: 5,255 Rep Power: 0	I don't get it - Batman wasn't mentioned in the joke!! __________________ Gentoo Linux - Developer (baselayout) Read my blog "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts