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Old Sep 14, 2006, 07:18 AM   #1
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Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's
wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called
out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor
handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I
can see what I am doing!."


Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the
doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think
there's another one coming."


Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold
that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the
doctor..


Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet
another one coming!" cried the doctor.


The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, . .

You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
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Old Sep 14, 2006, 10:03 PM   #6
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