sex

~~TIGER~~ · Mar 3, 2003, 08:10 PM

Where was the most exciting place u have had a s***.
Please dont say a bed. Beds r 4 sleeping in

fornicatarachnid · Mar 3, 2003, 08:18 PM

My lips are sealed

UberLord · Mar 3, 2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by fornicatarachnid
My lips are sealed

Implying they were gaping wide open previously?

:say:

fornicatarachnid · Mar 3, 2003, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by UberLord
Implying they were gaping wide open previously? :say:

Zardon · Mar 3, 2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by TIGER
Where was the most exciting place u have had a s***.
Please dont say a bed. Beds r 4 sleeping in

you crap in bed?

EDIT: OH SHAG !!!!!! ahhh

RIV@NVX · Mar 3, 2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
you crap in bed?

OMG, LOL! I just noticed that too

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 3, 2003, 09:21 PM

my top ones....I'll keep it breef as possable... I'll limit my exciting experinces to before I turned 19....(by the way im 23)

school hallways after school when everyone is leaving ... before my bus left of course...

In the park during the day with people walking by.. (I cut a hole in her pants
and then stuck mine over the top of my pants into the hole) just looked like we were makeing out

in the park at night about 11pm in my car (by the way it patorled every 1 hour by cops!!!)(park closes at 10pm)

On the couch at my unless house while they were out back...(they could of walked in at any time)

When me my girlfriend and another couple got togeater and had an orgie.

at my parents house with the door open and the the living room and my parents setting on the couch watching tv just 5 feet away (on the other side of a wall but only 5 feet from the door)

in my grirlfriends house with her randma checking up all the time makeing sure that we weren't doing nothing very risky... he he he

when I traveled to anther state to meet a get I met online. Snuck in here house in the middle of the night (her parents sleeping no clue that I was there) did her then fell asleep with her!!!! woke up... ahhhhh!!! was on the second floor and had to sneak out like my like depended on it (couse it could off)

in the lake with people swimming all around us also under a plontoon boat

to many to rember them all... the storys of what I have done that I have to tell

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 3, 2003, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
you crap in bed?

EDIT: OH SHAG !!!!!! ahhh

lmao I didn't notice till you said that

Zardon · Mar 3, 2003, 09:23 PM

sure you arent mixing up pornos with real life here?

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 3, 2003, 09:25 PM

nope I'd swear on it ..... I have had a wonderful sex life... till I got my girlfriend preagnant ... now I live the sex life of a mounk but I have a wonderfull littte boy show for it.... he's about 8 mo. old and can stand climb up on his own... say da da and hi .... can walk for very short perods of time .. I have a walker (har to explan what it looks like) that has a bar across the back and he walks around pushing that useing it so he don't fall

only sad thing is mommy won't pay hide the Sausage that often now...

Zardon · Mar 3, 2003, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
nope I'd swear on it ..... I have had a wonderful sex life... till I got my girlfriend preagnant ... now I live the sex life of a mounk

well I always wondered what was going on under that hat in your avatar, now I know

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 3, 2003, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
well I always wondered what was going on under that hat in your avatar, now I know

LOL ROFL

~~TIGER~~ · Mar 4, 2003, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Zardon
you crap in bed?

EDIT: OH SHAG !!!!!! ahhh

Ha ha Funny C***

The C*** is 4 Cunt, not Crap

~~TIGER~~ · Mar 4, 2003, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by fornicatarachnid
My lips are sealed

Ur probably a bed type person

~~Asuka~~ · Mar 4, 2003, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by TIGER
Where was the most exciting place u have had a s***.
Please dont say a bed. Beds r 4 sleeping in

Originally posted by fornicatarachnid
My lips are sealed

"a s***" ? Hmm, guess the '***' can only mean 'hit'. Eww. You're right, forni, My lips are sealed there as well - eating that stuff would be anything but exciting

And now to something completely different - nothing to do with fecalities:
My two best sex places were:
- in a cinema, with completely strangers sitting right next to us to the left and to the right. The movie was sold out, and people were passing through our row all the time...
- in a totally over-filled train, being squished in there like two sardines... and then lots of motion all the time because people wanted to descend at the train stop or wanted to reach the door to get off at the next stop - and we even stand close to the door, so we had a great deal of traffic there, and then still taking care no one notices...

And since me and my partner at each time always used condoms, there never was an unwanted pregnancy

Getting the condom on in the cinema was already tricky, but in the over-filled train it was even way beyond tricky... but we still managed. Still better than a nasty surprise nine months later (or prbably already sooner) - and it also protects of any sort of nasty diseases, like Aids 'n' stuff (better safe than sorry).
See, would you have used condoms, you still could have a good sex life and didn't need to live like a monk now.

dipstick · Mar 4, 2003, 01:50 AM

My car, pool and the dougout at my high schools baseball field

The375Boy · Mar 4, 2003, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
nope I'd swear on it ..... I have had a wonderful sex life... till I got my girlfriend preagnant ... now I live the sex life of a mounk but I have a wonderfull littte boy show for it.... he's about 8 mo. old and can stand climb up on his own... say da da and hi .... can walk for very short perods of time .. I have a walker (har to explan what it looks like) that has a bar across the back and he walks around pushing that useing it so he don't fall

only sad thing is mommy won't pay hide the Sausage that often now...

ROFLMAO awe thats sweet whats his name?

HsuGotaQ · Mar 4, 2003, 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by Asuka
[B]Originally posted by TIGER
And since me and my partner at each time always used condoms, there never was an unwanted pregnancy

hmm... i wouldn't bet my money on that either. A co-worker got pregnant using a condom (yep, it broke), but had an abortion (no comment about that). I also kind of like the feeling without the plastic, but that all depends on the girl your with.

As for locations, I kinda like the elevator quite a lot, going from the 3rd floor to the 14th in downtown Montreal. The adrenaline (and testosterone) rush was amazing. I just didn't like getting caught by security officers on the 12th.

JavaFox · Mar 4, 2003, 04:51 AM

Orthotricyclen is just as effective as condoms are.

~~DriveEuro~~ · Mar 4, 2003, 05:54 AM

Me and my babe took an inflatable matress and blankets and threw them in the bed of my Ford Ranger and drove out to a small lake shore and did it there.

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 4, 2003, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by The375Boy
ROFLMAO awe thats sweet whats his name?

mathew wayne charles ***last name omited*** (couse you dont need to know who I am

)

my bothers middle name + my middle name + her fathers middle name+ my last name

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 4, 2003, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by HsuGotaQ
hmm... i wouldn't bet my money on that either. A co-worker got pregnant using a condom (yep, it broke), but had an abortion (no comment about that). I also kind of like the feeling without the plastic, but that all depends on the girl your with.

As for locations, I kinda like the elevator quite a lot, going from the 3rd floor to the 14th in downtown Montreal. The adrenaline (and testosterone) rush was amazing. I just didn't like getting caught by security officers on the 12th.

I know the feeling never got busted or cought but got real close ......
Oh yea birth control works so well ..... My mom got pregnat with me why she was on the pill !!!! my grilfriends been getting the shot now (every three mo.) sadly enogh one of the side effects is reduced sexual apitite

Fat_Daddy_Cool · Mar 4, 2003, 07:06 AM

Front seat of a squad car..............

The375Boy · Mar 4, 2003, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
mathew wayne charles ***last name omited*** (couse you dont need to know who I am )

my bothers middle name + my middle name + her fathers middle name+ my last name

lol yeah no last names weird as hell if u were like my neighbor or sum10 lol. i like that name alot of my really good friends are named Matt or Mathew

Ryoko · Mar 4, 2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Fat_Daddy_Cool
Front seat of a squad car..............

good thing the dash cam is pointing straight ahead, huh?

HsuGotaQ · Mar 5, 2003, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Ryoko
good thing the dash cam is pointing straight ahead, huh?

And to think of all the good home movies that could have been available. Aww shoot!

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 5, 2003, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by HsuGotaQ
And to think of all the good home movies that could have been available. Aww shoot!

I now it terrable ... speaking of movies never got to see many movies at the drive-in

... but my grilfrend got to see them over my shoulder ...

~~TIGER~~ · Mar 5, 2003, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by TIGER
Where was the most exciting place u have had a s***.
Please dont say a bed. Beds r 4 sleeping in

I nearly got it yesterday (Pmsl & i mean a shag not a shit) in a loo of an of a castle, but the shitebag (not shagbag) that i was with chickened oot

fornicatarachnid · Mar 5, 2003, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by TIGER
I nearly got it yesterday (Pmsl & i mean a shag not a shit) in a loo of an of a castle, but the shitebag (not shagbag) that i was with chickened oot

Better luck next time Tiger, maybe you should have took the lead

~~TIGER~~ · Mar 5, 2003, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by fornicatarachnid
Better luck next time Tiger, maybe you should have took the lead

Didnae matter any way m8, I shagged her in ma car on a country road that was meant to b shut off due 2 roadworks or something. Bit better than a shit hoose dont u agree???. oh & only 1 car passed, so not 2 many peeps seen ma arse bobbin up and doon

.

Thank god i had a sunbed the nite b4. It wisnae a big white arse

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The_Neon_Cowboy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,004 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	my top ones....I'll keep it breef as possable... I'll limit my exciting experinces to before I turned 19....(by the way im 23) school hallways after school when everyone is leaving ... before my bus left of course... In the park during the day with people walking by.. (I cut a hole in her pants and then stuck mine over the top of my pants into the hole) just looked like we were makeing out in the park at night about 11pm in my car (by the way it patorled every 1 hour by cops!!!)(park closes at 10pm) On the couch at my unless house while they were out back...(they could of walked in at any time) When me my girlfriend and another couple got togeater and had an orgie. at my parents house with the door open and the the living room and my parents setting on the couch watching tv just 5 feet away (on the other side of a wall but only 5 feet from the door) in my grirlfriends house with her randma checking up all the time makeing sure that we weren't doing nothing very risky... he he he when I traveled to anther state to meet a get I met online. Snuck in here house in the middle of the night (her parents sleeping no clue that I was there) did her then fell asleep with her!!!! woke up... ahhhhh!!! was on the second floor and had to sneak out like my like depended on it (couse it could off) in the lake with people swimming all around us also under a plontoon boat to many to rember them all... the storys of what I have done that I have to tell __________________

Mar 3, 2003, 09:25 PM	#10
The_Neon_Cowboy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,004 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	nope I'd swear on it ..... I have had a wonderful sex life... till I got my girlfriend preagnant ... now I live the sex life of a mounk but I have a wonderfull littte boy show for it.... he's about 8 mo. old and can stand climb up on his own... say da da and hi .... can walk for very short perods of time .. I have a walker (har to explan what it looks like) that has a bar across the back and he walks around pushing that useing it so he don't fall only sad thing is mommy won't pay hide the Sausage that often now... __________________ Last edited by The_Neon_Cowboy; Mar 3, 2003 at 09:32 PM.

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fornicatarachnid Clanless Join Date: May 2002 Location: On the web, England UK Posts: 714 Rep Power: 0	My lips are sealed

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Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,481 Rep Power: 162	sure you arent mixing up pornos with real life here?

Mar 4, 2003, 01:44 AM	#15
~~Asuka~~ BANNED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 579 Rep Power: 0	Originally posted by TIGER Where was the most exciting place u have had a s**. Please dont say a bed. Beds r 4 sleeping in Originally posted by fornicatarachnid* My lips are sealed "a s*" ? Hmm, guess the '*' can only mean 'hit'. Eww. You're right, forni, My lips are sealed there as well - eating that stuff would be anything but exciting And now to something completely different - nothing to do with fecalities: My two best sex places were: - in a cinema, with completely strangers sitting right next to us to the left and to the right. The movie was sold out, and people were passing through our row all the time... - in a totally over-filled train, being squished in there like two sardines... and then lots of motion all the time because people wanted to descend at the train stop or wanted to reach the door to get off at the next stop - and we even stand close to the door, so we had a great deal of traffic there, and then still taking care no one notices... And since me and my partner at each time always used condoms, there never was an unwanted pregnancy Getting the condom on in the cinema was already tricky, but in the over-filled train it was even way beyond tricky... but we still managed. Still better than a nasty surprise nine months later (or prbably already sooner) - and it also protects of any sort of nasty diseases, like Aids 'n' stuff (better safe than sorry). See, would you have used condoms, you still could have a good sex life and didn't need to live like a monk now.

Mar 4, 2003, 01:50 AM	#16
dipstick HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,592 Rep Power: 57 System Specs	My car, pool and the dougout at my high schools baseball field

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JavaFox E Pluribus Unum Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,203 Rep Power: 0	Orthotricyclen is just as effective as condoms are.

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~~DriveEuro~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gurnee Illinois Posts: 4,677 Rep Power: 0	Me and my babe took an inflatable matress and blankets and threw them in the bed of my Ford Ranger and drove out to a small lake shore and did it there.