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Old Dec 2, 2006, 11:19 PM   #1
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Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."
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Old Dec 2, 2006, 11:22 PM   #2
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Old Dec 3, 2006, 12:34 AM   #3
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Cooties dont become STD's - for me, they became naughty dreams and (sometimes 'un-timely) over-zealous 'salutes' from private Johnson.
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Old Dec 3, 2006, 12:40 AM   #4
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who says they have to be opposite sex? homosexuals get STDs too.
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who says they have to be opposite sex? homosexuals get STDs too.
which at one point were contracted from a bi person which was then transfered onto a homosexual.....so "cooties" still manage to exist .
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who says they have to be opposite sex? homosexuals get STDs too.
Have you EVER heard a 5 year old go 'You can't give me cooties - Im gay.' ?? lolz

I sure haven't.... would make a great skit on TV tho... it was always boy vs girl.
Im sure - where I grew up, ANY one claiming to know they are gay at 5 years old (the age where cooties are most prevalent where I grew up) - would have been in for bigger problems than 'cooties'. ('Tolerance' and 'gay' prolly isn't understood by many kindergarteners.)
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Have you EVER heard a 5 year old go 'You can't give me cooties - Im gay.' ?? lolz

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lol i had to quote this.
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lol i had to quote this.
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Wow, never thought of it that way, thats amazingly true

now for the 5 year olds understanding gayness
my girlfriends cousin at the age of 3 had a very fine tuned gaydar and could point a gay person in a wheres waldo book. seriously freaky
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I don't know who you guys are hanging out with, but the only cooties I'm familiar with are these...
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I always liked girls though. I was a whore at a young age. Thank goodness most of the girls I knew didn't understand how to "play" a guy until I was way old enough to know how to not be played.
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Cooties are what you think women have before you hit puberty

STD's are what you have after you've gone overboard with the hormones during puberty
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