The Corrupted Wish Thread

Callandor · Mar 23, 2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mousey

^ granted but it only works on men, not women.

I wish i didn't feel pain

OOOOOOOOOO....... Pooor mousy DOnt likey Pain !!!!!

Not feeling pain is like Not Having SEX it JUST DOES NOT Happen!!!!!!!!!!!

Its like saying I wish I had NO thumbs.

I Wish I Wish I Wish I QWish.

CDsDontBurn · Mar 23, 2007, 02:46 PM

You wished so much, that you disappeared.

I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much.

**temeteus82** · Mar 23, 2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

You wished so much, that you disappeared.

I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much.

Granted, but then it would get nasty with your leg.

I wish that the summer would be already here.

**Mousey** · Mar 23, 2007, 06:27 PM

^ Granted, and that just can't be corrupted <_<

I wish it was dry enough to go and do some parkour training

CDsDontBurn · Mar 24, 2007, 03:27 AM

granted, but on your first attempt you will fall and break a leg. Then you'd have to wait until next summer to start your training.

I wish i had more time to do more stuff.

SilentSociety · Mar 24, 2007, 03:50 AM

granted, but the free time would result in never ending boredom.

I wish I had a high paying kick back dream job.

CDsDontBurn · Mar 24, 2007, 04:01 AM

Granted, but then you found out that you would need to finish college with at least a master's degree

inside joke for those who need to ask

I wish i had somewhere to go tonight and have fun.

SilentSociety · Mar 24, 2007, 04:04 AM

granted, but by tomorrow you'd be in major debt.

I wish I could travel.

CDsDontBurn · Mar 24, 2007, 04:06 AM

Granted, but you'll live the streets and be a bum!

I wish water tasted better.

SilentSociety · Mar 24, 2007, 05:24 AM

granted, but it would be highly toxic.

I wish I could go to a Muse concert.

**temeteus82** · Mar 24, 2007, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentSociety

granted, but it would be highly toxic.

I wish I could go to a Muse concert.

Granted, but the tickets are sold out and black market prizes are out of your prize range.

I wish that it would rain in here.

**Mousey** · Mar 24, 2007, 10:21 AM

%^ granted but its' acid rain

i wish i could be bothered to get out of bed

CDsDontBurn · Mar 24, 2007, 10:45 AM

granted, but it would be due to having a bunch of black widows, and several poisonus snakes in your bed with you.

I wish i knew what to eat right now at 3:45am

**temeteus82** · Mar 24, 2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

granted, but it would be due to having a bunch of black widows, and several poisonus snakes in your bed with you.

I wish i knew what to eat right now at 3:45am

Granted, but what ever it is it's not good for you...

I wish that I won't have 7 correct numbers in tonight lotto...

CDsDontBurn · Mar 24, 2007, 12:31 PM

Granted, but the grand prize is a trip to Finland and a $5 Visa gift card

I wish i still knew what i could eat....now at 5:35am.

**temeteus82** · Mar 24, 2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

Granted, but the grand prize is a trip to Finland and a $5 Visa gift card

I wish i still knew what i could eat....now at 5:35am.

Granted, but it will be coffee and over toasted toast.

I wish I would have nice gf.
(let me have it CD!)

**kris23** · Mar 24, 2007, 02:57 PM

i wish i had $999,999,999,999,999 dollars in in ....... POWER!!!!!

cozumel · Mar 24, 2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by temeteus82

Granted, but it will be coffee and over toasted toast.

I wish I would have nice gf.
(let me have it CD!)

Granted, but one day she pulls a face for a joke and it gets stuck permanently like this:

cozumel · Mar 24, 2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kris23

i wish i had $999,999,999,999,999 dollars in in ....... POWER!!!!!

Granted, but then you wake up in the queue outside the soup kitchen

I wish I owned a little island somewhere nice...

**Mousey** · Mar 24, 2007, 03:22 PM

^ Granted but it's previously owned by terrorists and the whole place has been bombed to bits... and you have to clean it up

i wish i felt better <_<

CDsDontBurn · Mar 24, 2007, 05:18 PM

granted, but it was only after having been probed, poked, injected, and castrated by doctors

I wish i had a full bottle of Captain Morgan to myself

**temeteus82** · Mar 24, 2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

granted, but it was only after having been probed, poked, injected, and castrated by doctors

I wish i had a full bottle of Captain Morgan to myself

Granted, but when you open it you found out that it's already opened and the content is something else...

[EDIT] I wish that I had a good day tomorrow.

CDsDontBurn · Mar 24, 2007, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temeteus82

Granted, but when you open it you found out that it's already opened and the content is something else...

[EDIT] I wish that I had a good day tomorrow.

granted, but that would be only after a night of serious partying and getting wasted to the point that you would black out. Only to sleep it off all day tomorrow and wake up just in time for work/school

i wish my sister would effing bench mark her computer!

cozumel · Mar 24, 2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

i wish my sister would effing bench mark her computer!

Grented, but then you realise that the evidence proves she is correct in saying under her sig: [COLOR=magenta]
Quote:

my computer pwns my brother's

[/COLOR]

I wish I didn't have this damned cold

**temeteus82** · Mar 25, 2007, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by cozumel

Grented, but then you realise that the evidence proves she is correct in saying under her sig: [COLOR=magenta]

[/COLOR]

I wish I didn't have this damned cold

Granted, but then you would have influenza.

I wish that I had a car...

CDsDontBurn · Mar 25, 2007, 09:45 AM

granted, but it would be a beater that would have something break everyday.

I wish my girl wasn't moving away

cozumel · Mar 25, 2007, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

I wish my girl wasn't moving away

Granted, but she tells you that she's dating a girl two blocks away and delcares that she's a lesbian

I wish I didn't feel compelled to go to a Red Wings match in Detroit and throw an octopus onto the rink

CDsDontBurn · Mar 25, 2007, 10:52 AM

Granted, so you would sit there content as they got their asses handed to them by whoever is playing them.

I wish my upcoming computer project weren't so expensive

cozumel · Mar 25, 2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn

I wish my upcoming computer project weren't so expensive

Granted, but you end up building an exact Dell replica and everyone here rips the

out of you

I wish I could find an octopus

CDsDontBurn · Mar 25, 2007, 11:42 AM

Granted, but when you do, it will bite you w/its beak and squirt ink at you.

I wish that i didn't have so much shit to pay off.

Mar 23, 2007, 02:46 PM	#122
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	You wished so much, that you disappeared. I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 23, 2007, 06:27 PM	Thread Starter #124
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	^ Granted, and that just can't be corrupted <_< I wish it was dry enough to go and do some parkour training __________________

Mar 24, 2007, 03:27 AM	#125
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	granted, but on your first attempt you will fall and break a leg. Then you'd have to wait until next summer to start your training. I wish i had more time to do more stuff. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 24, 2007, 03:50 AM	#126
SilentSociety DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 209 Rep Power: 0	granted, but the free time would result in never ending boredom. I wish I had a high paying kick back dream job. __________________ SIGNATURE OVERSIZED, READ THE RULES.

Mar 24, 2007, 04:01 AM	#127
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Granted, but then you found out that you would need to finish college with at least a master's degree inside joke for those who need to ask I wish i had somewhere to go tonight and have fun. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 24, 2007, 04:04 AM	#128
SilentSociety DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 209 Rep Power: 0	granted, but by tomorrow you'd be in major debt. I wish I could travel. __________________ SIGNATURE OVERSIZED, READ THE RULES.

Mar 24, 2007, 04:06 AM	#129
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Granted, but you'll live the streets and be a bum! I wish water tasted better. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 24, 2007, 05:24 AM	#130
SilentSociety DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 209 Rep Power: 0	granted, but it would be highly toxic. I wish I could go to a Muse concert. __________________ SIGNATURE OVERSIZED, READ THE RULES.

Mar 24, 2007, 10:21 AM	Thread Starter #132
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	%^ granted but its' acid rain i wish i could be bothered to get out of bed __________________

Mar 24, 2007, 10:45 AM	#133
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	granted, but it would be due to having a bunch of black widows, and several poisonus snakes in your bed with you. I wish i knew what to eat right now at 3:45am __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 24, 2007, 12:31 PM	#135
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Granted, but the grand prize is a trip to Finland and a $5 Visa gift card I wish i still knew what i could eat....now at 5:35am. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 24, 2007, 02:57 PM	#137
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Mar 24, 2007, 03:22 PM	Thread Starter #140
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	^ Granted but it's previously owned by terrorists and the whole place has been bombed to bits... and you have to clean it up i wish i felt better <_< __________________

Mar 24, 2007, 05:18 PM	#141
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	granted, but it was only after having been probed, poked, injected, and castrated by doctors I wish i had a full bottle of Captain Morgan to myself __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 25, 2007, 09:45 AM	#146
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	granted, but it would be a beater that would have something break everyday. I wish my girl wasn't moving away __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 25, 2007, 10:52 AM	#148
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Granted, so you would sit there content as they got their asses handed to them by whoever is playing them. I wish my upcoming computer project weren't so expensive __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Mar 25, 2007, 11:42 AM	#150
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Granted, but when you do, it will bite you w/its beak and squirt ink at you. I wish that i didn't have so much shit to pay off. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later