The Corrupted Wish Thread

**Mousey** · Feb 25, 2007, 12:12 PM

This thread always proved a riot on the other forums i've seen it on, basically you post a wish, and the person below has to grant it and corrupt it in someway, IE.

Person A : I wish for a big penis
Person B : Granted but you've got permanent Crabs

(Graphic but that was the funniest one i could think of, xD)
OK!!!

I Wish for eternal life

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mousey

I Wish for eternal life

Granted. But you'll be a domestic cat, cleaning you crown jewels for eternity....

**Mousey** · Feb 25, 2007, 12:36 PM

aw goddamnit lol ;p
i think mb you should've posted a wish as well so i can get my own back

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 12:49 PM

I wish my hair wasn't thinning on top!!!

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 12:53 PM

I wish there was a beach outside my door

**Mousey** · Feb 25, 2007, 12:57 PM

granted but all the fat chicks go there

Al_Vampyre · Feb 25, 2007, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cozumel

I wish my hair wasn't thinning on top!!!

Granted, but you'll be stuck with a mullet for the rest of your life

GutterPunk · Feb 25, 2007, 02:06 PM

I wish my g/f didn't nag all the time.

**Mousey** · Feb 25, 2007, 02:08 PM

granted, but now she's a layabout and you will begin nagging her

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GutterPunk

I wish my g/f didn't nag all the time.

Granted, but from this moment forth you'll have an insatiable sexual desire for sealions!!!!

GutterPunk · Feb 25, 2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cozumel

Granted, but from this moment forth you'll have an insatiable sexual desire for sealions!!!!

good thing I don't live near the sea... and sealion porn is FREE

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 02:17 PM

I wish I had xray vision.....mmmm......xray vision

**Mousey** · Feb 25, 2007, 02:19 PM

^ granted but it only works on men, not women.

I wish i didn't feel pain

Sandok · Feb 25, 2007, 02:23 PM

That was a mean one

Vikingod · Feb 25, 2007, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mousey

^ granted but it only works on men, not women.

I wish i didn't feel pain

granted, but its because you've been paralyzed from the top of your head down.

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep.

GutterPunk · Feb 25, 2007, 02:39 PM

Granted, except everytime you wake up... the woman you wake up to will make you swear you were overly drunk the night before.

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikingod

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep.

Granted, but you'll dream that you're in a sexual relationship and in bed screwing the Queen of England, her husband and one corgi

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 02:42 PM

I wish I could live on a planet populated by beautiful, dark skinned, young, curvy women whose only wish is to satisfy my every whim.....

GutterPunk · Feb 25, 2007, 03:07 PM

Wish Granted... All the women have a set of oranges and a baseball bat below to your suprise.

GutterPunk · Feb 25, 2007, 03:11 PM

I wish you guys wouldn't crap on my wishes!

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 11:14 PM

I wish Elisha Cuthbert and Monica Belluci would 'phone me & pop round for a threesome...

cozumel · Feb 25, 2007, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GutterPunk

I wish you guys wouldn't crap on my wishes!

Granted, but you have to publicly renounce punk, wear a dress and form an all girl group who sing teenie-pop.

(I think this might be a paradox....awesome)

**Mousey** · Feb 25, 2007, 11:18 PM

^ Granted, but they haven't yet revealed to the media they're actually men ;p

(Conzumel)

josh2thad · Feb 26, 2007, 12:36 AM

i wish to have as many wishes as i want

Geminiwave · Feb 26, 2007, 12:56 AM

granted but in exchange, you're mute for life.

I wish i could colonize mars

cozumel · Feb 26, 2007, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminiwave

I wish i could colonize mars

Granted, but you have to take GW Bush with you and never return

cozumel · Feb 26, 2007, 01:05 AM

I wish weekends were 5 days longer

I like this thread

Well done Mousey

Geminiwave · Feb 26, 2007, 01:28 AM

granted, but work weeks last 30 days

GutterPunk · Feb 26, 2007, 02:15 AM

I wish I had a 70 shaman in World of Warcraft.

josh2thad · Feb 26, 2007, 02:49 AM

Granted - but everytime you play the game, your system crashes -

I wish the begals would go to the superbowl this year--- now thats wishing! LOL

Feb 25, 2007, 12:12 PM	#1
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	The Corrupted Wish Thread This thread always proved a riot on the other forums i've seen it on, basically you post a wish, and the person below has to grant it and corrupt it in someway, IE. Person A : I wish for a big penis Person B : Granted but you've got permanent Crabs (Graphic but that was the funniest one i could think of, xD) OK!!! I Wish for eternal life __________________

Feb 25, 2007, 12:36 PM	Thread Starter #3
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	aw goddamnit lol ;p i think mb you should've posted a wish as well so i can get my own back __________________

Feb 25, 2007, 12:49 PM	#4
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	I wish my hair wasn't thinning on top!!! __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

Feb 25, 2007, 12:53 PM	#5
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	I wish there was a beach outside my door __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

Feb 25, 2007, 12:57 PM	Thread Starter #6
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	granted but all the fat chicks go there __________________

Feb 25, 2007, 02:06 PM	#8
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	I wish my g/f didn't nag all the time. __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Feb 25, 2007, 02:08 PM	Thread Starter #9
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	granted, but now she's a layabout and you will begin nagging her __________________

Feb 25, 2007, 02:17 PM	#12
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	I wish I had xray vision.....mmmm......xray vision __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

Feb 25, 2007, 02:19 PM	Thread Starter #13
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	^ granted but it only works on men, not women. I wish i didn't feel pain __________________

Feb 25, 2007, 02:23 PM	#14
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 0	That was a mean one

Feb 25, 2007, 02:39 PM	#16
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	Granted, except everytime you wake up... the woman you wake up to will make you swear you were overly drunk the night before. __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Feb 25, 2007, 02:42 PM	#18
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	I wish I could live on a planet populated by beautiful, dark skinned, young, curvy women whose only wish is to satisfy my every whim..... __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks Last edited by cozumel; Feb 25, 2007 at 02:50 PM. Reason: Trying to make in uncorruptable.....

Feb 25, 2007, 03:07 PM	#19
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	Wish Granted... All the women have a set of oranges and a baseball bat below to your suprise. __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Feb 25, 2007, 03:11 PM	#20
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	I wish you guys wouldn't crap on my wishes! __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Feb 25, 2007, 11:14 PM	#21
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	I wish Elisha Cuthbert and Monica Belluci would 'phone me & pop round for a threesome... __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

Feb 25, 2007, 11:18 PM	Thread Starter #23
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	^ Granted, but they haven't yet revealed to the media they're actually men ;p (Conzumel) __________________

Feb 26, 2007, 12:36 AM	#24
josh2thad DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 431 Rep Power: 0	i wish to have as many wishes as i want

Feb 26, 2007, 12:56 AM	#25
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 64	granted but in exchange, you're mute for life. I wish i could colonize mars __________________

Feb 26, 2007, 01:05 AM	#27
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	I wish weekends were 5 days longer I like this thread Well done Mousey __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks Last edited by cozumel; Feb 26, 2007 at 01:13 AM.

Feb 26, 2007, 01:28 AM	#28
Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the closet... Posts: 5,395 Rep Power: 64	granted, but work weeks last 30 days __________________

Feb 26, 2007, 02:15 AM	#29
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	I wish I had a 70 shaman in World of Warcraft. __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Feb 26, 2007, 02:49 AM	#30
josh2thad DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 431 Rep Power: 0	Granted - but everytime you play the game, your system crashes - I wish the begals would go to the superbowl this year--- now thats wishing! LOL