Wal-Mart greeter.....

HawgsHead · Mar 15, 2007, 02:40 PM

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Rayder · Mar 15, 2007, 03:18 PM

An erect penis has no brain.

GutterPunk · Mar 15, 2007, 03:50 PM

lol

MrSpock2002 · Mar 15, 2007, 11:07 PM

I wasnt expecting that response lol.

Asmoday · Mar 15, 2007, 11:12 PM

Haha!

Mar 15, 2007, 02:40 PM	#1
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Mar 15, 2007, 03:18 PM	#2
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Mar 15, 2007, 11:07 PM	#4
MrSpock2002 Because I said so! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Watkins Glen NY Posts: 542 Rep Power: 0	I wasnt expecting that response lol.

Mar 15, 2007, 11:12 PM	#5
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