I farted....

HawgsHead · May 17, 2007, 12:29 AM

just thought U mite wanna know.

Sandok · May 17, 2007, 12:39 AM

You have problems

Judas · May 17, 2007, 12:40 AM

I didn't hear an echo

**kris23** · May 17, 2007, 03:38 AM

oh it echoed all right..... i can smell it all the way here....... MY TURN!

HawgsHead · May 17, 2007, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

I didn't hear an echo

It wasnt that loud....On the Wiseman scale,which I prefer over the Plimbelton method 9 times outta 10.It would have scored a 4.Overall it would have scored a solid 8 because the bouquet was a good 9 or so.It was quite rich and had that oh so subtle burn when released

It would have been quite lovley to have been able to release it on a train or inside of an airliner......cheers!

Dyre Straits · May 17, 2007, 07:27 AM

Since not so many members are visiting the other threads, I'll just repeat something I mentioned on this topic in anothe thread.

I've been eating so many Mexican Taco Salads lately I'm beginning to fart in Spanish.

Reckless187 · May 17, 2007, 12:23 PM

Did you follow through? Bet you a dollar did!

GutterPunk · May 17, 2007, 12:44 PM

Dyre is standing in public standing by a hot chick and bends over to tie his show "hey purty lady me gusta tu nalgas" (in a mexican accent) And he gets slapped.

For the espanolically challenged and myself I was shooting for "Hey pretty lady I like your buttcheeks"

Anyways I thought I just had to fart but instead Im going to run to the toilet just in case.

Reckless187 · May 17, 2007, 01:44 PM

Run dammit, it can get messy if you follow through!

Did the Chickita reply with "Vie tu foder caralho"? or "Tua madre es un de Puta" after the slap?

Da_Jewish_Fonzy · May 17, 2007, 02:15 PM

erm...grace not all men are like this i swear

HawgsHead · May 17, 2007, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

erm...grace not all men are like this i swear

Yeah,were an OK group....But sometimes we just get all mixed up.

ferret2004 · May 17, 2007, 04:55 PM

I'm farting without mercy today

cozumel · May 17, 2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

erm...grace not all men are like this i swear

Grace, don't listen to a word - these are our true faces, smiling upon you with truth, honor and humor.

cozumel · May 17, 2007, 05:09 PM

When I fart the Miami weather centre issues a warning for tropical cyclone. I flatulate with the power of a deity. Homer Simpson would be proud.

RoyBatty · May 17, 2007, 05:42 PM

I see a guy having problems with his new videocard. He gets an advice to visit "the best tech forum on the internet". So he types in the adress, the page loads and the first active topic he sees is: "I farted and wanted you to know..."

ferret2004 · May 17, 2007, 05:50 PM

I have my own atmosphere today

cozumel · May 17, 2007, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoyBatty

I see a guy having problems with his new videocard. He gets an advice to visit "the best tech forum on the internet". So he types in the adress, the page loads and the first active topic he sees is: "I farted and wanted you to know..."

And its probably the hottest thread on the whole damn forum right now

**Mousey** · May 17, 2007, 09:25 PM

/fart

GutterPunk · May 17, 2007, 10:49 PM

I hate it, today I had to do office 2007 updates to patch the format issues between 2007 and 2003. So I farted in 500 chairs today!

HawgsHead · May 18, 2007, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GutterPunk

I hate it, today I had to do office 2007 updates to patch the format issues between 2007 and 2003. So I farted in 500 chairs today!

ECONO farting huh?

zaim · May 18, 2007, 02:16 AM

GutterPunk · May 18, 2007, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawgsHead

ECONO farting huh?

Well it would be unfair if someone's chair wasn't farted in! Talk about praying they don't stink we have some hotties that work there. You are required to wear a dress or a skirt. Always eye candy around.

The_Neon_Cowboy · May 22, 2007, 04:06 AM

OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?

Though I've peeled my fair share of paint and terrorized enough girlfriends.

Maddogg6 · May 22, 2007, 07:48 AM

Quote:

OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?

Apparently not lolz.

Some poetic words of wisdom...
(as seen in a pay toilet)
Here I sit, broken hearted, paid my dime but only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance - saved my dime, but sh!t my pants.

------------
'Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it'

HawgsHead · May 22, 2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?

Though I've peeled my fair share of paint and terrorized enough girlfriends.

Oh yes,they just hate it when you pass a rich one and pull the covers over her head.

**Mousey** · May 22, 2007, 06:16 PM

we're all so immature, boys, girls, old and young alike

HawgsHead · May 22, 2007, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this?

Though I've peeled my fair share of paint and terrorized enough girlfriends.

No!...Farting is FUN!....HeHeHe.

ferret2004 · May 23, 2007, 06:46 AM

Let's keep the fart thread alive..

Long live flatulence!

HawgsHead · May 23, 2007, 07:24 AM

Oh my!!!!Yes......I farted AGAIN!....and AGAIN!......and yet AGAIN!!!!......I cant believe it!!!!!A Tripple Flurterburst!The chances of doing that are less than doing the Tripple Lindy off of the diving board!!!!!!!!!!!!......I have truely been blessed today!

Dyre Straits · May 23, 2007, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GutterPunk

Dyre is standing in public standing by a hot chick and bends over to tie his show "hey purty lady me gusta tu nalgas" (in a mexican accent) And he gets slapped.

For the espanolically challenged and myself I was shooting for "Hey pretty lady I like your buttcheeks"

Anyways I thought I just had to fart but instead Im going to run to the toilet just in case.

You got it all wrong. It comes out in song.....

"Ahhhh Sollll ahhh meeee ooooo"

May 17, 2007, 12:29 AM	#1
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cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	When I fart the Miami weather centre issues a warning for tropical cyclone. I flatulate with the power of a deity. Homer Simpson would be proud. __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

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May 17, 2007, 12:39 AM	#2
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 0	You have problems

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Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 731 Rep Power: 57 System Specs	Did you follow through? Bet you a dollar did!

May 17, 2007, 01:44 PM	#9
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 731 Rep Power: 57 System Specs	Run dammit, it can get messy if you follow through! Did the Chickita reply with "Vie tu foder caralho"? or "Tua madre es un de Puta" after the slap?

May 17, 2007, 02:15 PM	#10
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May 17, 2007, 04:55 PM	#12
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RoyBatty HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 1,941 Rep Power: 122 System Specs	I see a guy having problems with his new videocard. He gets an advice to visit "the best tech forum on the internet". So he types in the adress, the page loads and the first active topic he sees is: "I farted and wanted you to know..."

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May 17, 2007, 10:49 PM	#19
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	I hate it, today I had to do office 2007 updates to patch the format issues between 2007 and 2003. So I farted in 500 chairs today! __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

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The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	OMG a fart thread !!! Come on guys.. aren't we above this? Though I've peeled my fair share of paint and terrorized enough girlfriends. __________________

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ferret2004 HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	Let's keep the fart thread alive.. Long live flatulence!

May 23, 2007, 07:24 AM	Thread Starter #29
HawgsHead Rest In Peace Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Danville Virginia.The United States of America"In the God of Abraham,Isaac and Jacob We Trust" Posts: 2,012 Rep Power: 0	Oh my!!!!Yes......I farted AGAIN!....and AGAIN!......and yet AGAIN!!!!......I cant believe it!!!!!A Tripple Flurterburst!The chances of doing that are less than doing the Tripple Lindy off of the diving board!!!!!!!!!!!!......I have truely been blessed today! __________________ Rig specs to the left in the boxes....X-Box 360 w/Hitachi 42" HDTV....If Darwins theory of evolution is true then why are monkeys still monkeys?It takes much more faith to believe in Darwin's theory over the Genesis account of creation.