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Old Jun 8, 2007, 04:16 AM   #1
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So i shot someone with a peice of chicken caesar salad
I've been devouring mass amount of chick caesar salads recently, in light of my still large apatite after working on the farm, and now that i'm done pretty much the large amount of the farm work i can do (dads all good to go for awhile now), i'm going to be mostly sitting on my ass alot yet.

Today however became somewhat entertaining.

Finished up work, headed off to my favorite restaurant Birsay Kitchen (know the manager and everything very well so i get deals), order my chicken caesar salad and start munching,

Now i'm not sure what kind of chicken most people have with thier salad, but i get the friend battered chicken fingers diced up into nice chunks (i know i know, kinda defeating the point of having a salad lol ).

Just about finished up and was trying to scoop up one of the last chunks, in my haste, after getting a little impatient, i tried to stab the bastard. I've never seen food move so quick, it shot off towards the wall, bounced off of it, from there i wasn't sure where it was going but i heard the slight "ting" as it, i guess, hit the roof, hit someones table, and oventually made it's way a good 30 feet into someone i had never seen before, face, and then settled into the center of thier own meal.

Well, i couldn't help barking out a haha, followed by a quick sorry and then more laughter.

Some pretty damn hard chunk of chicken apparently, i probably wouldn't have liked it anyways.
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Old Jun 8, 2007, 04:21 AM   #2
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Old Jun 8, 2007, 05:57 AM   #4
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thats great man... LMFAO

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Old Jun 8, 2007, 06:49 AM   #5
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Old Jun 8, 2007, 07:26 AM   #6
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Reminds of of the time I snorted a pea to shoot it out of my nose... Got stuck and wedged in so fare I need to go to the ER to get it out...
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That about made me choke on my chocolate bar. LOL!
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