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Old Jun 30, 2007, 08:56 PM   #1
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exclamation Paris Hilton Makes Love to iPhone
BA HA made you look!!

Couldn't help resisting posting about two things I could care less about.
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 08:57 PM   #2
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 08:58 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #3
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Better yet would it really be that shocking if it were true?
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 09:06 PM   #4
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not really. it'd probably make a halfway decent teaser .
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 10:36 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #5
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Still I'd rather have the iPhone.
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 10:59 PM   #6
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the title of this thread wouldn't surprise me.....
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 11:00 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #7
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See my point exactly.
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yup...

who gives a freaking flying...
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if this were to actually happen i hope the iphone explodes into a billion razor sharp pieces of shrapnel inside of her.... you know.... lady thing...
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I'd sleep with one of those. Here's a hint: it's warm, likes to be touched and doesn't have an STD.
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Got this off of 10ZenMonkeys:

iPhone vs Paris Hilton

iPhone: Simple to use.
Paris Hilton: Simple.

iPhone: Well-protected against viruses.
Paris Hilton: Has herpes.

iPhone: Critics complained battery life too short.
Paris Hilton: Critics complained prison life too short.

iPhone: Provides driving directions.
Paris Hilton: Knows how to drive. (Sort of.)

iPhone: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once.
Paris Hilton: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once.

iPhone: Wants to be held by everyone.
Paris Hilton: Wants to be held by her mother.

iPhone: Sexy footage leaked onto the net.
Paris Hilton: Sexy footage leaked onto the net.

iPhone: Appeared in multi-million dollar ad campaign.
Paris Hilton: Appeared in "House of Wax."

iPhone: Everyone wants what's in the box.
Paris Hilton: Everyone knows what's in the box.
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rofl, simple... how true
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Better yet would it really be that shocking if it were true?
OMG Paris Hilton sucks... if it wasn't for the leaked videos of her
having sex and nude. Then I and most people wouldn't of ever known
nor cared that she ever existed. Now there are videos with her and
someone else if memory serves.... just retarded

Sadly now she some sort of teen idle. Sadly so as her body and her
performance in said videos would be considered "poor" IMO.

It was funny enough watching her video as she was on Oprah saying how
the rumors are false and there is no video ETC... when she on said tapes
ADJUSTS the CAMERA so I'd say she knows, what a lier.

Shes not news worthy get her off my TV... and off my internet
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I was really looking forward to Paris becoming a born against Christian but she lied about that too.
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