silly joke thread

brutusmaximus · Jul 3, 2007, 07:18 PM

A man walks into his bedroom, where he finds his wife packing a suitcase.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm moving to london", she says. "I've heard the prostitutes there get paid £400 a time for what I do free of charge for you."

Later on her way out, she sees her husband packing a suitcase.

"Where are you going?" she asks.

"I'm coming to London as I want to see how you survive on £800 a year."

riles9262 · Jul 3, 2007, 08:41 PM

rofl

niceguyrichy · Jul 3, 2007, 08:54 PM

Q) How do you make a kitten go 'woof!' ?

A) douse it in petrol.

brutusmaximus · Jul 3, 2007, 09:39 PM

An Irishman comes home and finds his wife in bed wearing crotchless panties. She opens her legs and asks "Do you want to lick this?"

"F*ck off", he replies "look what its done to your knickers!"

Jul 3, 2007, 07:18 PM	#1
brutusmaximus DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 520 Rep Power: 74	silly joke thread A man walks into his bedroom, where he finds his wife packing a suitcase. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm moving to london", she says. "I've heard the prostitutes there get paid £400 a time for what I do free of charge for you." Later on her way out, she sees her husband packing a suitcase. "Where are you going?" she asks. "I'm coming to London as I want to see how you survive on £800 a year." __________________

Jul 3, 2007, 08:41 PM	#2
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 70 System Specs	rofl __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Jul 3, 2007, 09:39 PM	Thread Starter #4
brutusmaximus DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 520 Rep Power: 74	An Irishman comes home and finds his wife in bed wearing crotchless panties. She opens her legs and asks "Do you want to lick this?" "Fck off",* he replies "look what its done to your knickers!" __________________