A Girl's First Time

LHC · Jul 11, 2007, 05:58 AM

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

ChaosMinionX · Jul 11, 2007, 06:35 AM

Excellent! hahahaha

CDsDontBurn · Jul 11, 2007, 07:41 AM

that's so awesome, ROFL!!!

JohnDoe47 · Jul 11, 2007, 10:19 AM

brilliant!

**Mousey** · Jul 11, 2007, 05:39 PM

rofl you had me there for a minute, my immediate reaction was wtf ;p

Chaos · Jul 11, 2007, 07:18 PM

yes that is a good one for sure, I just had a female co worker reading it, she has a great sense of humor and she just about died laughing after it

**kris23** · Jul 11, 2007, 11:12 PM

niice dude.... you are a genius!

Arklon · Jul 11, 2007, 11:15 PM

I'm almost certain I've heard this before...

LHC · Jul 11, 2007, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arklon

I'm almost certain I've heard this before...

You probably have

Quote:

Originally Posted by kris23

niice dude.... you are a genius!

Thanks, but I didn't write it

**kris23** · Jul 12, 2007, 12:13 AM

i knew it!!!!

Jul 11, 2007, 05:58 AM	#1
LHC Stingy and Stubborn Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,325 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	A Girl's First Time As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. __________________

Jul 11, 2007, 06:35 AM	#2
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Jul 11, 2007, 07:41 AM	#3
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Jul 11, 2007, 05:39 PM	#5
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Jul 11, 2007, 07:18 PM	#6
Chaos Number Nine Join Date: May 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 5,268 Rep Power: 167 System Specs	yes that is a good one for sure, I just had a female co worker reading it, she has a great sense of humor and she just about died laughing after it __________________

Jul 11, 2007, 10:19 AM	#4
JohnDoe47 HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 319 Rep Power: 0	brilliant!

Jul 11, 2007, 11:12 PM	#7
kris23 Going Insane..... Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,019 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	niice dude.... you are a genius! __________________ Hardwareheaven Super-Moderator Building a new computer system and not sure where to start? Click Here! last updated (5/18/11) Rosewill FUTURE case replaces CM 690 II with its greater interior length. Building a PC: Step by Step Guide Written by Kristopher Pedemonte and Nathan Marks-Forder Edited by Allan Campbell Questions or Comments? feel free to post them in the forums!

Jul 11, 2007, 11:15 PM	#8
Arklon HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 163 Rep Power: 0	I'm almost certain I've heard this before...

Jul 12, 2007, 12:13 AM	#10
kris23 Going Insane..... Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,019 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	i knew it!!!! __________________ Hardwareheaven Super-Moderator Building a new computer system and not sure where to start? Click Here! last updated (5/18/11) Rosewill FUTURE case replaces CM 690 II with its greater interior length. Building a PC: Step by Step Guide Written by Kristopher Pedemonte and Nathan Marks-Forder Edited by Allan Campbell Questions or Comments? feel free to post them in the forums!