American Humour

Falstaff · Aug 10, 2007, 06:04 AM

GHOST SEX

A professor at Texas A&M was giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts,do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?
"Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further. Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love
to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."

The big redneck student, from Franklin, Texas, replied with a nod and a
grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached
the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's
like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said goats!"

Brutality · Aug 10, 2007, 10:25 AM

OmegaRED · Aug 10, 2007, 02:02 PM

Haha that was great

Asmoday · Aug 10, 2007, 02:48 PM

Haha!

Falstaff · Aug 10, 2007, 08:07 PM

I am sure we will get hate mail from Goat lovers...but it is funny..LOL

CDsDontBurn · Aug 27, 2007, 11:55 PM

OMG! that was hilarious!!!

Vikingod · Aug 28, 2007, 12:10 AM

Oh jesus, that was great! Very funny Jeff.

Aug 10, 2007, 06:04 AM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	American Humour GHOST SEX A professor at Texas A&M was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. " That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost? "Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student, from Franklin, Texas, replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said goats!" __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

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Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	I am sure we will get hate mail from Goat lovers...but it is funny..LOL __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

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CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	OMG! that was hilarious!!! __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

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Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,197 Rep Power: 112 System Specs	Oh jesus, that was great! Very funny Jeff.