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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. 'Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together FOREVER?' After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you CAN get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER! |
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Haha Great!
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read that a few times still can't get a laugh yet lol.
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Haha! Good one..
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DriverHeaven Founder
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lol excellent dyre, like it.
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that's funny ![]() way better than the corny carp you normally inflict on us dyre
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That was one of the best jokes I've heard in a while. Good job Dyre.
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HardwareHeaven Senior Member
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Nice one Dyre...funny jokes are getting rarer!
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HardwareHeaven Extreme Member
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Hahah, I read the thread title as "Can You Get Married on DriverHeaven?"
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after checking more into the last two paragraphs i think i finally get it lol.
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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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![]() EDIT: BTW, where IS Sandok??
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Heheh, Nice one,
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HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp
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lawyers aren't that evil! hahaha
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Since i got oficially divorced today i found that specially funny...HAHAHAH good one Dyre!
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i think congratulations are in order..
![]() ps: i even sugested to her we have a celebration dinner for some reason she looked at me pretty pissed...mkay... |
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Lurking DriverHeaven
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that was hilarious!
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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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![]() Welcome to the "formerly married" crowd.
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Lurking DriverHeaven
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i've yet to get married, even a first time
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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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Lurking DriverHeaven
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it's not that i'm smart, it's just that i can't at the momment. i'm going to school and working full time. i'm also fairly young, which to most companies would not pay me a better salary unless i have either more experience, or a BA/BS degree in whatever, or a combination of both.
i actually yern to have a wife and kids of my own. but like i said, i just can't at the momment. and hell, even if i could, my gf still probably wouldn't want to even at least move in together at this momment .
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alpha male
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didn't see that one comming, good one!
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lol i like it
![]() Good one Dyre |
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quite excellent.
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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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HH Old Fuddy Duddy
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Yeah...I've been there. You can't sneak that one by me. LORL!
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