And you think I'm crazy?

Grace · Sep 26, 2007, 07:50 PM

Today I had the greatest experience of my life!

No, really!

You see, I was in town for business and I hit the rear bumper of a car. The driver went out in panic (the car was parked but he was inside) and started yelling at me that I destroyed the car. The rear bumper had numerous scratches, all vertical and real deep, probably from a short wall or something. And the car was really, REALLY dirty.

Oh, what's the problem? I don't own a car. I don't even DRIVE cars. What hit his rear bumper was my laptop bag as I was getting off the pavement to cross the street...

He insisted on calling the police, I told him that they would laugh at him but he furiously insisted, so I let him do it, I was waiting like an idiot for like 40 minutes until the traffic police arrived. I called my office too, of course they wouldn't believe me at first but since I'm not the kind of employee who ever pulled pranks on them, they sent a bike to pick me up (and somewhat investigate if I went insane or not). The company bike had arrived when the policemen came, and we all laughed together when the fiery driver with the car which wouldn't sell for over 1000$ now (or so the policemen said) explained how I destroyed his rear bumper and made it full of deep scratches...with my laptop bag.

But it didn't stop to that. The policemen asked him for his license and car insurance, typical for a check. The car was uninsured, so they took his license plates and gave him a nice, three digit bill to pay!

All in all, he just wasted my time, about an hour of it. Although my time is very precious, it really worthed it! Now I am sure that the wise admit, the cunning confuse and the idiots insist!!!

I should add a poll to this thread. Should I kill myself now or later?

Falstaff · Sep 26, 2007, 07:58 PM

Have you been to Disneyland yet..you really should go there first, and of course theres an Aegean cruise to Crete. Chinese food in San Francisco...etc.
no dont kill yourself silly girl

**temeteus82** · Sep 26, 2007, 07:59 PM

Hey Grace we do know that you aren't insane. The poor fellow who was driving that was needs some help since it seems that he has some issues...

Judas · Sep 26, 2007, 08:00 PM

lol... idiots are fun to play with...... if you've got the patients..... course depends on the day..

as for the last sentence... what the

?

mainman · Sep 26, 2007, 08:00 PM

That's really surreal to say the least but not really that over the top as you may think.

BlueMak · Sep 26, 2007, 08:39 PM

That story made my day.

Sandok · Sep 26, 2007, 09:40 PM

Nice one... I recently had a rear bumper hit (I was in a car... moving and didn't stop in time). Hit the guy and saw lotsa scratches that I had done with my license plate in metal (really looked bad) and I was like, "Oh crap... I'm gonna be in so much trouble!"

But the guy never noticed and just drove off... Gotta love soft suspension

(I hit him hard in my opinion... Felt it, as did my passengers

)

Grace · Sep 26, 2007, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainman

That's really surreal to say the least but not really that over the top as you may think.

If that's not over the top, I really should keep a small gun in my purse, just in case I meet something really over the top. I will really have to kill myself then!

PangingJr · Sep 26, 2007, 09:54 PM

that's suppose to be a laughter story, and i do lol.
but then again, you were not aware, or forgot, that the fact that thing like that can happen, so, remind yourself to be aware of the situation when you are walking along the street next time.

Judas · Sep 26, 2007, 10:07 PM

i'm really not following the whole "kill myself".....

mainman · Sep 26, 2007, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grace

If that's not over the top, I really should keep a small gun in my purse, just in case I meet something really over the top. I will really have to kill myself then!

what's with the kill myself thing? next time just kick the guy hard on the nuts and move on. case closed. the world is poluted by weird stupid fucking people, just ignore and move on.

Grace · Sep 27, 2007, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainman

what's with the kill myself thing? next time just kick the guy hard on the nuts and move on. case closed. the world is poluted by weird stupid fucking people, just ignore and move on.

Nah, if I did that, he would hurt for like a day and move on as well. He wouldn't lose his license plates and 3/4 of his monthly wage, would he?

I'm a good girl and it pays off. When it doesn't, I become a bad girl and it pays off just a little later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

i'm really not following the whole "kill myself".....

Oh, it doesn't matter anyway!

Judas · Sep 27, 2007, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grace

I become a bad girl and it pays off just a little later.

orly.....

Sep 26, 2007, 07:50 PM	#1
Grace HH's Tomboy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Anywhere but in my house! Posts: 776 Rep Power: 54	And you think I'm crazy? Today I had the greatest experience of my life! No, really! You see, I was in town for business and I hit the rear bumper of a car. The driver went out in panic (the car was parked but he was inside) and started yelling at me that I destroyed the car. The rear bumper had numerous scratches, all vertical and real deep, probably from a short wall or something. And the car was really, REALLY dirty. Oh, what's the problem? I don't own a car. I don't even DRIVE cars. What hit his rear bumper was my laptop bag as I was getting off the pavement to cross the street... He insisted on calling the police, I told him that they would laugh at him but he furiously insisted, so I let him do it, I was waiting like an idiot for like 40 minutes until the traffic police arrived. I called my office too, of course they wouldn't believe me at first but since I'm not the kind of employee who ever pulled pranks on them, they sent a bike to pick me up (and somewhat investigate if I went insane or not). The company bike had arrived when the policemen came, and we all laughed together when the fiery driver with the car which wouldn't sell for over 1000$ now (or so the policemen said) explained how I destroyed his rear bumper and made it full of deep scratches...with my laptop bag. But it didn't stop to that. The policemen asked him for his license and car insurance, typical for a check. The car was uninsured, so they took his license plates and gave him a nice, three digit bill to pay! All in all, he just wasted my time, about an hour of it. Although my time is very precious, it really worthed it! Now I am sure that the wise admit, the cunning confuse and the idiots insist!!! I should add a poll to this thread. Should I kill myself now or later?

Sep 26, 2007, 07:58 PM	#2
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,047 Rep Power: 206	Have you been to Disneyland yet..you really should go there first, and of course theres an Aegean cruise to Crete. Chinese food in San Francisco...etc. no dont kill yourself silly girl __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Sep 26, 2007, 08:39 PM	#6
BlueMak HH's Asteroids' Dominator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellas->Macedonia->Thessaloniki Posts: 13,247 Rep Power: 326 System Specs	That story made my day. __________________ The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm *Sic semper tyrannis.*

Sep 26, 2007, 08:00 PM	#5
mainman Mr. Nobody Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: OmniPresent Nightwatcher Posts: 5,961 Rep Power: 69	That's really surreal to say the least but not really that over the top as you may think.

Sep 26, 2007, 09:40 PM	#7
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 66	Nice one... I recently had a rear bumper hit (I was in a car... moving and didn't stop in time). Hit the guy and saw lotsa scratches that I had done with my license plate in metal (really looked bad) and I was like, "Oh crap... I'm gonna be in so much trouble!" But the guy never noticed and just drove off... Gotta love soft suspension (I hit him hard in my opinion... Felt it, as did my passengers )

Sep 26, 2007, 09:54 PM	#9
PangingJr Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,989 Rep Power: 69	that's suppose to be a laughter story, and i do lol. but then again, you were not aware, or forgot, that the fact that thing like that can happen, so, remind yourself to be aware of the situation when you are walking along the street next time.