Health Care - Who Has Bragging Rights?

Dyre Straits · Nov 7, 2007, 08:36 AM

Health Care

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work."

Reckless187 · Nov 7, 2007, 10:16 AM

Oi! Don't knock Hillary till you've tried her! Over the Presidential desk in the President's office. Hit her from behind, doggy style whilst pulling on her wig. "Whas ma name bitch! SCREAM ma name bitch!" :-|

**dj_stick** · Nov 7, 2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Reckless187

Oi! Don't knock Hillary till you've tried her! Over the Presidential desk in the President's office. Hit her from behind, doggy style whilst pulling on her wig. "Whas ma name bitch! SCREAM ma name bitch!" :-|

heh, you tell us not to knock her, while what you want to do is more akin to knocking her up

though probably a little too graphic for outside the fwz

Reckless187 · Nov 7, 2007, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dj_stick

heh, you tell us not to knock her, while what you want to do is more akin to knocking her up

though probably a little too graphic for outside the fwz

Same thing, dont knock her til you've tried her...over a desk or whatever position you prefer! :P

I sometimes forget there are other areas in this forum besides the fwz. It was he main reason I joined this forum!!!!

Tinkerhell · Nov 7, 2007, 08:44 PM

You need some help if you want to knock Hitlery up with anything other than a 2x4 to the side of her noggin. Can Not Stand her. Or her loser of a husband. I'll write in Cthulu before I vote for that liberal socialist waste of flesh. When she takes the offise I'll seriously start considering kicking in my "evacuation" plan & get myself the heck out of the USA. I'm THAT worried that she would do such bad things to this country.

cozumel · Nov 7, 2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tinkerhell

Hitlery

Nov 7, 2007, 08:44 PM	#5
Tinkerhell Not all fairies are nice. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 989 Rep Power: 44	You need some help if you want to knock Hitlery up with anything other than a 2x4 to the side of her noggin. Can Not Stand her. Or her loser of a husband. I'll write in Cthulu before I vote for that liberal socialist waste of flesh. When she takes the offise I'll seriously start considering kicking in my "evacuation" plan & get myself the heck out of the USA. I'm THAT worried that she would do such bad things to this country. __________________ Stupidity should be painful if not terminal. Darwin for Sainthood!!

Nov 7, 2007, 10:16 AM	#2
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 731 Rep Power: 57 System Specs	Oi! Don't knock Hillary till you've tried her! Over the Presidential desk in the President's office. Hit her from behind, doggy style whilst pulling on her wig. "Whas ma name bitch! SCREAM ma name bitch!" :-\|