[GutterPunk]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? [/COLOR]
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? [/COLOR]
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. [COLOR=red]
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? [/COLOR]
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch? [/COLOR]
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women? [/COLOR]
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first? [/COLOR]
The dog , of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? [/COLOR]
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right. [/COLOR]
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists h ave discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. [/COLOR]
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives? [/COLOR]
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men [/COLOR]until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut , and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning , God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman. [COLOR=red]
Since then , neither God nor Man has rested. [/COLOR]

[Senor_Mota]

Hahaha!!! Although I find many of these to be funny, for my beautiful girlfriend's sake, I won't laugh...

[Brutality]