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Synth's Long Lost Bro
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My mini-hero moment
Today at school i was forced to play the hero for a moment and dammit it felt good.
At break today a bunch of retarded year 8/9 kids were kicking a foot(soccer)ball round and generally being a bunch of tards. the ball came towards where me and my mates were stood and stung my mate peter in the back of the head, he'd already been hit twice and a switch just flipped and he went absolutely fucking PSYCHO, chasing this kid around screaming every name you could think of. My mate Simon intervened and stuck his foot out and this little dick went flying and crunched down on his knee, it was exactly what he deserved after the way he was speaking to us. Anyway, all us year 10 and 11s were pissing ourselves laughing and chanting "Simon Simon Simon", while all the attention was on the crippled year 8 we decided to go to the toilet, we went, washed our hands and came back out and to our surprise the corridor was STUFFED with year 8s and 9s all going "Ere it's that dickhead that crippled jordan!". I pushed my way through and when i looked back i realised that simon wasn't there, he'd been shoved down the corridor by some cocky little bastard, i instinctively turned round and jumped the stairs and sprinted in to the corridor to help simon, when i got there this little bastard was trying to strangle him, so i barged into both of them, smashed my arm against the guy's wrist and wrenched him off simon yelling "Get back, calm down" with my hands in a fence position (Combat position but with hands open), and what does the little retard do? He goes after simon again! So i wrench him off a second time, only a lot harder and by the neck, by this point a teacher had finally surfaced and was yelling at everyone to break it up. I stood in front of simon with my arms out and we all backed up against a wall to stop anyone else getting any. I was shaking all the way through maths because i absolutely hate fighting, it leaves me nervous and twitchy. It felt damned good when i realised i'd probably just saved simon's arse though, i even got £1 off him to go spend on doughnuts .
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I'm dangerous but cute...
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That makes you Mighty Mouse(y)...lol
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Cthulhu/Dagon 2012
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Going Insane.....
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sounds like lowerclassmen are as retarded in the UK as in the US. but here, we make them kiss our asses. theyre midgets here though.....
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Old Codger
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whatever you do in life, remember to be honorable.
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Synth's Long Lost Bro
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Hah, mighty mouse. I might change my User title to that
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Synth's Long Lost Bro
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Call it a shameless thread revival if you like but i want to put this down before i forget it
![]() I've realised how much this incident has changed me, now i always keep an eye out for my friends especially when some twatty little year 8/9s come up, and all those years spent at karate kicked in automatically when it all sparked off. Right, i've got it down now i'm not worried about forgetting it XD |
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Cthulhu/Dagon 2012
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Try to shed any anxiety but keep in mind your will to act when necessary. The will is everything.
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Synth's Long Lost Bro
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It was just instinctive i guess, as soon as i realised simon wasn't behind me i jumped all 6 steps and sprinted in the corridor and dragged the little bastard off twice without thinking.
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I'm dangerous but cute...
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Mousey, that ^^^ should be your new avatar to go with your user title I reckon
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Synth's Long Lost Bro
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Done ;p
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