christmas joke

Falstaff · Dec 3, 2007, 05:44 PM

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally

pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what

do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins.

Asmoday · Dec 3, 2007, 05:50 PM

Haha..good one!

cozumel · Dec 3, 2007, 05:52 PM

Nice one.

Actually, I know a girl called Carol and every christmas I ask her if she's a carol singer!! (May have to draw a line under that joke though, but hey, it's a cheap laugh lol)

Falstaff · Dec 3, 2007, 05:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cozumel

Nice one.

Actually, I know a girl called Carol and every christmas I ask her if she's a carol singer!! (May have to draw a line under that joke though, but hey, it's a cheap laugh lol)

you know women?

**Mousey** · Dec 3, 2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

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you know women?

Lol, cheap shot Jeff, nasty

Falstaff · Dec 3, 2007, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mousey

Lol, cheap shot Jeff, nasty

u know me..
naughty bits n all...
nudge nudge
wink wink..
say no more
say no more

cozumel · Dec 3, 2007, 09:37 PM

Merely a scratch. I've had worse.

Falstaff · Dec 3, 2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cozumel

Merely a scratch. I've had worse.

indeed...
you are a thread warrior

Dec 3, 2007, 05:44 PM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	christmas joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Dec 3, 2007, 05:50 PM	#2
Asmoday Demonic Join Date: May 2002 Location: In the cold, dark north... Posts: 5,198 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	Haha..good one! __________________ How You can help Hardwareheaven by using Digg

Dec 3, 2007, 05:52 PM	#3
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	Nice one. Actually, I know a girl called Carol and every christmas I ask her if she's a carol singer!! (May have to draw a line under that joke though, but hey, it's a cheap laugh lol) __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

Dec 3, 2007, 09:37 PM	#7
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	Merely a scratch. I've had worse. __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks