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Old Dec 7, 2007, 11:10 PM   #1
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on. Her husband was in a
rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to
bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was
keying in:
P...
E...
N...
I..
S...
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
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Old Dec 7, 2007, 11:21 PM   #2
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Old Dec 7, 2007, 11:53 PM   #3
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good one jeff.
you speaking from experience kris?
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Old Dec 8, 2007, 01:03 AM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #5
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good one jeff.
you speaking from experience kris?
could be a breakthrough here...give him some room...LOL
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good one jeff.
you speaking from experience kris?
hahaha, nope, just a bunch of bad magazines!
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hahaha, nope, just a bunch of bad magazines!
mags are not bad...people are bad...
glossy or matte.....
text or just plain pictorials...
they have been our friends...
our companions in a troubled world
when others had a sexual identity crisis...
those that clutched their sacred pulp bound friends..
they emerged from puberty with a clear vision of hedonistic longing...
its time to rise up brothers...in a world of cyber mediocrity and pay homage..
to the first magazine that opened our minds, stimulated our inner desires for something beyond mini-clad vixens on the tele...yes...time to recall the dim memory of the faded and finger smeared and captioned images that made us dream....

what...

wheres everyone gone?

CARDINAL FANG...

CARDINAL FANG....
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mags are not bad...people are bad...
glossy or matte.....
text or just plain pictorials...
they have been our friends...
our companions in a troubled world
when others had a sexual identity crisis...
those that clutched their sacred pulp bound friends..
they emerged from puberty with a clear vision of hedonistic longing...
its time to rise up brothers...in a world of cyber mediocrity and pay homage..
to the first magazine that opened our minds, stimulated our inner desires for something beyond mini-clad vixens on the tele...yes...time to recall the dim memory of the faded and finger smeared and captioned images that made us dream....
that was magical....
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Old Dec 8, 2007, 02:12 AM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #10
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that was magical....
why shankyou....

gets boring so why not liven it up a bit...

you know bit of tinsel...

turn on the lava lamp

black light...

etc etc.....LOL
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oh yea man..... hahahaha
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