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Old Jan 3, 2008, 02:13 AM   #1
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Alone in his tiny plastic sea kayak, marine biologist Trey Snow had hoped to stealthily track a great white shark. But he had the shock of his life when he spotted a giant fin and realised it was he who was being stalked - by surely one of the most feared killers in the world.

It's behind you: Great White stalks ocean canoeist | the Daily Mail

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Which got me thinking.. This picture is RIPE for some added joke text..

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Well, lets analyze this here. There's a guy, and he's got a thought bubble. Ok, now in that thought bubble is a large, rather well crafted pair of breasts. Then.....um.....the shark.....mmm....boobs....round....mmmmmmmm....... .........

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