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Old Feb 15, 2008, 01:25 PM   #1
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FarCry Movie trailer

Probably been posted but here it is: YouTube - Far Cry Trailer - Uwe Boll Till Schweiger


WHY oh WHY do they keep trying to make videogames into films, films into games are bad enough lol.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 01:26 PM   #2
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lol good question Craig, FarCry could be an interesting movie though.
I can imagine people bringing wireless 360 controllers into the theatre though just in case ;p
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 01:56 PM   #3
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that has Direct to video bargain bin 2 for 5 dollars/pounds written all over it
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 04:30 PM   #4
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I noticed the same problem as the rest of his movies. Even from the trailer. The movie needs better dialog, but most importantly YOUR MOVIE EDITING SKILLS SUCK! You need to cut a few more ms off from almost evert few seconds of movie. HINT:near the beginning and the end of each scene
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Old Feb 17, 2008, 01:14 PM   #6
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I just watched the trailer actually lol, i wonder who the stunt double is that's doing the pk? I saw a pretty slick kong to underbar
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Old Feb 17, 2008, 02:13 PM   #7
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Why did the red shirt go away so fast? Why are they fighting in an urban area? Why aren't Jack's lines witty and clever? Why are there so many characters that aren't in the game? Oh yeah, Uwe Boll.
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Old Feb 17, 2008, 06:10 PM   #8
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i was wondering about the red shirt thing myself.

i guess i'll have to finish the game for once, lol
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Old Feb 17, 2008, 06:18 PM   #9
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It dont look too bad for a game based film.... especially compared to super Mario Bros featuring Bob Hoskins!
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Probably been posted but here it is: YouTube - Far Cry Trailer - Uwe Boll Till Schweiger


WHY oh WHY do they keep trying to make videogames into films, films into games are bad enough lol.
holly wood has run out of ideas, and is grabbing at straws
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Old Feb 17, 2008, 06:43 PM   #11
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Anything with "Uwe Boll" written on is going to suck, and its going to suck hard. It absolutely blows my mind that they still let this guy make movies.
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I hope someone splices the footage from this movie into the game to make it like those old school Command and Conquer cheesy cutscenes! Now that would make the game a lot more enjoyable.

Sad that Uwe Boll couldn't even afford tropical locales for this movie, I see lots of woodland and no paradise
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Uwe Boll (behind almost every crappy video game to movie in the last few years) is not from Hollywood, he's from Germany and considers himself to be a god to all who game. He honestly believes that his movies are a blessing to those of us who have played the games, and he's doing us a favor my making them. All of his movies are made out of his own pocket and through a tax loophole in Germany he gets at least 50% of what he spent back no matter what, anything else he nets is on top of that.
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that has Direct to video bargain bin 2 for 5 dollars/pounds written all over it
I couldn't of said it better
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Its Uwe Boll directing/producing...so it will be terrible.
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Old Feb 23, 2008, 03:11 AM   #16
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That might be the least exciting movie trailer I've seen this year. I was actually more enthralled with Definitely, Maybe. Jesus, with the thunderclap of dynamic cinema that There Will Be Blood has brought us, it's going to be hard for ANY movie to impress me in the year of our lord, 2008 - unless it's Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins. There's nothing better than a black family reunion movie starring Martin Lawrence, Micheal Clarke Duncan, Cedric the Entertainer, Mo'Nique and every other famous black person who can't make any other style of movie besides those. Now that's entertainment!!!

But I digress.
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