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Old Mar 20, 2008, 09:32 PM   #1
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silly joke (humour warning)

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
Pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,


'What happened to my booger?'
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Old Mar 20, 2008, 09:58 PM   #2
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Old Mar 20, 2008, 11:04 PM   #3
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Old Mar 20, 2008, 11:32 PM   #4
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Old Mar 20, 2008, 11:53 PM   #5
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hahaha ill pay that
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Old Mar 22, 2008, 03:24 PM   #8
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Old Mar 22, 2008, 04:22 PM   #9
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