how to handle irritating seatmates on a plane.....

**kris23** · Mar 22, 2008, 07:22 PM

lol now this is just something my dad sent me from work. sure to cause an uproar man.....

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these
instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. [COLOR=#003399]Then hit this link[/COLOR]

PS, can somebody tell me what the test says? cant read it.....

OmegaRED · Mar 22, 2008, 07:33 PM

Not sure I'd wanna try that, an air marshal might shoot you and ask questions later

IEMC · Mar 22, 2008, 08:07 PM

Hahahahah, nice.

**temeteus82** · Mar 22, 2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmegaRED

Not sure I'd wanna try that, an air marshal might shoot you and ask questions later

I don't recommend running that flash animation on a plane in full screen. Since it can cause the plane to divert and some serious legal issues....

**Mousey** · Mar 22, 2008, 09:38 PM

In the case of landing anywhere near the US they'd lock you up in guantanamo or something :/

Markius · Mar 22, 2008, 10:55 PM

haha that made me lol

although i do tend to agree with omegaRED

Al_Vampyre · Mar 23, 2008, 11:34 AM

Funny...not sure I'd try it...but funny!

Falstaff · Mar 24, 2008, 08:09 PM

I start talking about Jesus and how he died for our sins, etc.
shuts them right up..
but I like the link..
I will use it and I will take credit for it too...
sorry...
my rules..

Vikingod · Mar 24, 2008, 08:18 PM

Oh god, that would be funny...

Right up untill you had a broken laptop, twelve angry passengers kicking and punching you, and a US Marshall with a gun to your head.

The Arabic lettering is a great effect, and really seals the deal.

mos2k · Mar 24, 2008, 08:47 PM

they'll shoot you with no question asked simple as that.. lol

but it would be hell as funny looking at the person's ghastly expresssion whe see's that timer ..!! it would be a kodak moment but only you wont be alive to enjoy it!!

BlueMak · Mar 24, 2008, 08:56 PM

I can't make the link to work.

Falstaff · Mar 24, 2008, 09:46 PM

click once and let it run, should work

BlueMak · Mar 25, 2008, 03:14 AM

It works now. Funny, but yes, it is just asking for trouble.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 25, 2008, 03:56 AM

that is INSANELY risky but worth a damn good laugh!

Falstaff · Mar 25, 2008, 05:35 AM

it was just a hoot at work, guys running here and there running various scans to determine if that was a virus, etc...

Reckless187 · Mar 25, 2008, 10:16 AM

I got hat in an email a while back 7 thought of using it on my tube journey into work but thought better of it as I didn't want to end up like De Menezes!!!

I hate it when I end up with two fat guys sitting either side of me with their elbows across my chest & snadwiched inbetween thier fat layers. Also, idiots that like to sit with thier legs wide apart rubbing up against my leg, damn queers.

**kris23** · Mar 25, 2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falstaff

it was just a hoot at work, guys running here and there running various scans to determine if that was a virus, etc...

niice

Mar 22, 2008, 07:22 PM	#1
kris23 Going Insane..... Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,019 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	how to handle irritating seatmates on a plane..... lol now this is just something my dad sent me from work. sure to cause an uproar man..... HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying 6. [COLOR=#003399]Then hit this link[/COLOR] PS, can somebody tell me what the test says? cant read it..... __________________ Hardwareheaven Super-Moderator Building a new computer system and not sure where to start? Click Here! last updated (5/18/11) Rosewill FUTURE case replaces CM 690 II with its greater interior length. Building a PC: Step by Step Guide Written by Kristopher Pedemonte and Nathan Marks-Forder Edited by Allan Campbell Questions or Comments? feel free to post them in the forums!

Mar 22, 2008, 07:33 PM	#2
OmegaRED Relapsed Gamer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa , Canada Posts: 5,688 Rep Power: 173 System Specs	Not sure I'd wanna try that, an air marshal might shoot you and ask questions later __________________ E Penis Specs: <------------- See System Specs

Mar 22, 2008, 08:07 PM	#3
IEMC Neighborhood screw up. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: MI, US Posts: 770 Rep Power: 55 System Specs	Hahahahah, nice. __________________

Mar 22, 2008, 09:38 PM	#5
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	In the case of landing anywhere near the US they'd lock you up in guantanamo or something :/ __________________

Mar 22, 2008, 10:55 PM	#6
Markius DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,350 Rep Power: 0	haha that made me lol although i do tend to agree with omegaRED __________________ DriverHeavens Aussie... "Lifes tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late"

Mar 23, 2008, 11:34 AM	#7
Al_Vampyre HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,532 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	Funny...not sure I'd try it...but funny! __________________ "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" - Brian O'Driscoll - Ireland Rugby Team 2009 Grand Slam winning Captain.

Mar 24, 2008, 08:09 PM	#8
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	I start talking about Jesus and how he died for our sins, etc. shuts them right up.. but I like the link.. I will use it and I will take credit for it too... sorry... my rules.. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Mar 24, 2008, 08:18 PM	#9
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,197 Rep Power: 112 System Specs	Oh god, that would be funny... Right up untill you had a broken laptop, twelve angry passengers kicking and punching you, and a US Marshall with a gun to your head. The Arabic lettering is a great effect, and really seals the deal.

Mar 24, 2008, 08:47 PM	#10
mos2k HH's Hermit Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lahore Posts: 865 Rep Power: 69 System Specs	they'll shoot you with no question asked simple as that.. lol but it would be hell as funny looking at the person's ghastly expresssion whe see's that timer ..!! it would be a kodak moment but only you wont be alive to enjoy it!! __________________

Mar 24, 2008, 08:56 PM	#11
BlueMak HH's Asteroids' Dominator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellas->Macedonia->Thessaloniki Posts: 13,471 Rep Power: 349 System Specs	I can't make the link to work. __________________ The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm *Sic semper tyrannis.*

Mar 24, 2008, 09:46 PM	#12
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	click once and let it run, should work __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Mar 25, 2008, 03:14 AM	#13
BlueMak HH's Asteroids' Dominator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellas->Macedonia->Thessaloniki Posts: 13,471 Rep Power: 349 System Specs	It works now. Funny, but yes, it is just asking for trouble. __________________ The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm *Sic semper tyrannis.*

Mar 25, 2008, 03:56 AM	#14
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Mar 25, 2008, 05:35 AM	#15
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	it was just a hoot at work, guys running here and there running various scans to determine if that was a virus, etc... __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Mar 25, 2008, 10:16 AM	#16
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 731 Rep Power: 57 System Specs	I got hat in an email a while back 7 thought of using it on my tube journey into work but thought better of it as I didn't want to end up like De Menezes!!! I hate it when I end up with two fat guys sitting either side of me with their elbows across my chest & snadwiched inbetween thier fat layers. Also, idiots that like to sit with thier legs wide apart rubbing up against my leg, damn queers.