Simon Went on stars in their eyes

**MIG-31** · Mar 30, 2008, 02:24 PM

Simon goes on stars in their eyes,Mathew Kelly notices he is in a wheelchair.

He said to him politely "What Happened" to you...

Simon replies "i was in a car crash with my uncle,He later died and i had my legs amputated,but they saved my uncles legs and grafted them onto me,In six months time i will be able to walk again"

Mathew Says "Thats amazing and who are you going to be tonight"

Simon says "Tonight Mathew im going to be" ........

(Wait for it.. !!)

......Simon & Halfuncle..

(sent via text message and just had to post it.. )
(in case you don't get the pun click Here )

Falstaff · Mar 30, 2008, 07:25 PM

oh my....

what no drumroll?

Al_Vampyre · Mar 31, 2008, 03:02 PM

Good one!!

Mar 30, 2008, 02:24 PM	#1
MIG-31 HardwareHeaven News Mod Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nottingham,UK Posts: 56,848 Rep Power: 471 System Specs	Simon Went on stars in their eyes Simon goes on stars in their eyes,Mathew Kelly notices he is in a wheelchair. He said to him politely "What Happened" to you... Simon replies "i was in a car crash with my uncle,He later died and i had my legs amputated,but they saved my uncles legs and grafted them onto me,In six months time i will be able to walk again" Mathew Says "Thats amazing and who are you going to be tonight" Simon says "Tonight Mathew im going to be" ........ (Wait for it.. !!) ......Simon & Halfuncle.. (sent via text message and just had to post it.. ) (in case you don't get the pun click Here ) __________________ Please Post Your News Submissions Here Last edited by MIG-31; Mar 30, 2008 at 04:14 PM.

Mar 30, 2008, 07:25 PM	#2
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	oh my.... what no drumroll? __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Mar 31, 2008, 03:02 PM	#3
Al_Vampyre HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,532 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	Good one!! __________________ "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" - Brian O'Driscoll - Ireland Rugby Team 2009 Grand Slam winning Captain.