Dentist joke (0*k warning)

Falstaff · May 13, 2008, 10:05 PM

A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

Asmoday · May 13, 2008, 10:51 PM

Bwwahahaha!!! Good one Jeff!!

[hobo]eclipse · May 13, 2008, 11:22 PM

LOL

**Mousey** · May 13, 2008, 11:29 PM

Lol pwned xD

SFOSOK · May 14, 2008, 06:43 AM

ouch

Al_Vampyre · May 14, 2008, 12:20 PM

lol...nice one

DJ BIG T · May 14, 2008, 01:10 PM

lol good joke

Vikingod · May 14, 2008, 03:59 PM

Ouch. Good as ever Jeff.

GutterPunk · May 14, 2008, 05:38 PM

lawl

**MIG-31** · May 14, 2008, 05:40 PM

Nice Joke Jeff..

May 13, 2008, 10:05 PM	#1
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	*Dentist joke (0k warning)** A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!" __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

May 13, 2008, 10:51 PM	#2
Asmoday Demonic Join Date: May 2002 Location: In the cold, dark north... Posts: 5,198 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	Bwwahahaha!!! Good one Jeff!! __________________ How You can help Hardwareheaven by using Digg

May 13, 2008, 11:29 PM	#4
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	Lol pwned xD __________________

May 14, 2008, 06:43 AM	#5
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	ouch __________________ Warning - Explicit Content Preceeding METAL!!

May 14, 2008, 12:20 PM	#6
Al_Vampyre HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,532 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	lol...nice one __________________ "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" - Brian O'Driscoll - Ireland Rugby Team 2009 Grand Slam winning Captain.

May 13, 2008, 11:22 PM	#3
[hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,907 Rep Power: 112 System Specs	LOL

May 14, 2008, 01:10 PM	#7
DJ BIG T DH FaN BoY Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ORLANDO,FL Posts: 930 Rep Power: 69 System Specs	lol good joke __________________

May 14, 2008, 03:59 PM	#8
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,197 Rep Power: 112 System Specs	Ouch. Good as ever Jeff.

May 14, 2008, 05:38 PM	#9
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May 14, 2008, 05:40 PM	#10
MIG-31 HardwareHeaven News Mod Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nottingham,UK Posts: 56,848 Rep Power: 471 System Specs	Nice Joke Jeff.. __________________ Please Post Your News Submissions Here