Girlfriend for sale on ebay

Zardon · May 16, 2003, 06:36 PM

There's no doubt that eBay really is a vast improvement on the old Exchange and Mart when it comes to getting rid of unwanted items. Like girlfriends, for instance.

Indeed, where else could you expect to attract a bid of Â£10,000,000 for one second-hand partner, described thus?:

One annoying twat of a girlfriend. WARNING GOODS ARE DEFECTIVE!!! Slightly overweight. Teeth are cold (they come with little yellow jackets). Boring as hell. More varied sexlife available from a bag of spuds. She will two tone any residence she is allow access to in samba and sickly yellow, symbolic of a effeminate mexican. Can't/won't/shouldn't be allowed to cook (this may result in poisoning). Owner is forced to sell in order that he be able to gain access to the TV and stop the bitch watching poxy DIY programs despite not knowing which end of a paintbrush to hold. Buyer will collect and never ever return. Attempts at refunds or returns may result in actual bodily harm. Please please please bid now!!! Hopefully said girlfriend will make her own bloody way to buyer saving P&P.

sourced from theregister read here

kinetic · May 16, 2003, 06:39 PM

NaumoJR · May 16, 2003, 06:41 PM

omg

Dom · May 16, 2003, 06:43 PM

WARNING GOODS ARE DEFECTIVE!!!

toddsmack2k · May 16, 2003, 06:51 PM

Now accepting bids on a 27 year old female(my wife)! Anyone?.........Anyone?

El_Coyote · May 16, 2003, 06:59 PM

lmao joke of the day

kevin85193 · May 16, 2003, 07:07 PM

lol

sinjin · May 16, 2003, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zardon
More varied sexlife available from a bag of spuds.

bwahahaha!

shortstuff · May 17, 2003, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toddsmack2k
Now accepting bids on a 27 year old female(my wife)! Anyone?.........Anyone?

Todd if we don't see you online for a while we will know what happened.

Vampyromaniac · May 17, 2003, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WyreTheWife
Todd if we don't see you online for a while we will know what happened.

he'll have to re-register as: &nbsp todd_smacked_by_wife_2k_times &nbsp

May 17, 2003, 02:43 PM

thats great... they must be having big problems right now...

toddsmack2k · May 19, 2003, 03:38 AM

HAHAHAHA! no way are we having problems! Just a bit of the off humor we both love. And yes my head is killing me

WHAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Believe me we will be together forever

The_Neon_Cowboy · May 19, 2003, 04:16 AM

ha ha ha ha .... that a good idea

IronChisel · May 19, 2003, 03:29 PM

This is probably the funniest thing that I have seen all week! But I have to wonder if the seller is still....umm...with us, or if said "Defective Goods" is hunting him down. Run Forrest, Run.

May 16, 2003, 06:36 PM	#1
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	Girlfriend for sale on ebay There's no doubt that eBay really is a vast improvement on the old Exchange and Mart when it comes to getting rid of unwanted items. Like girlfriends, for instance. Indeed, where else could you expect to attract a bid of Â£10,000,000 for one second-hand partner, described thus?: One annoying twat of a girlfriend. WARNING GOODS ARE DEFECTIVE!!! Slightly overweight. Teeth are cold (they come with little yellow jackets). Boring as hell. More varied sexlife available from a bag of spuds. She will two tone any residence she is allow access to in samba and sickly yellow, symbolic of a effeminate mexican. Can't/won't/shouldn't be allowed to cook (this may result in poisoning). Owner is forced to sell in order that he be able to gain access to the TV and stop the bitch watching poxy DIY programs despite not knowing which end of a paintbrush to hold. Buyer will collect and never ever return. Attempts at refunds or returns may result in actual bodily harm. Please please please bid now!!! Hopefully said girlfriend will make her own bloody way to buyer saving P&P. sourced from theregister read here

May 16, 2003, 06:51 PM	#5
toddsmack2k It Never..... Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,173 Rep Power: 0	Now accepting bids on a 27 year old female(my wife)! Anyone?.........Anyone? __________________ [color=blue]*Bleeding From the Inside Pouring Out, The* *DriverHeaven* Spiral, We Shall Never Let Go Of.[/color]

May 16, 2003, 06:59 PM	#6
El_Coyote DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 0	lmao joke of the day __________________ Warp2Search.net Newsie

May 16, 2003, 07:07 PM	#7
kevin85193 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0	lol __________________ If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

May 19, 2003, 03:38 AM	#12
toddsmack2k It Never..... Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,173 Rep Power: 0	HAHAHAHA! no way are we having problems! Just a bit of the off humor we both love. And yes my head is killing me WHAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Believe me we will be together forever __________________ [color=blue]*Bleeding From the Inside Pouring Out, The* *DriverHeaven* Spiral, We Shall Never Let Go Of.[/color]

May 16, 2003, 06:39 PM	#2
kinetic DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester England Posts: 2,559 Rep Power: 0

May 16, 2003, 06:41 PM	#3
NaumoJR Paranoid Android Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Planet Telex Posts: 1,029 Rep Power: 0	omg

May 16, 2003, 06:43 PM	#4
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,940 Rep Power: 0	WARNING GOODS ARE DEFECTIVE!!!

May 17, 2003, 02:43 PM	#11
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	thats great... they must be having big problems right now...

May 19, 2003, 04:16 AM	#13
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	ha ha ha ha .... that a good idea __________________

May 19, 2003, 03:29 PM	#14
IronChisel DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: With the Winds Posts: 263 Rep Power: 0	This is probably the funniest thing that I have seen all week! But I have to wonder if the seller is still....umm...with us, or if said "Defective Goods" is hunting him down. Run Forrest, Run.