[UberLord]

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who
were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one
question and their answer would determine who would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table. The
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the
man on his right.

The first man replied "A thought". It pops into your head. There's no
forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest
thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. And now you sir, he asked the
second man. "Hmm.... let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
know it ever happened.
A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer
"The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out
at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light
switch, when you flip that switch, way
out across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant."
Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.

Turning to the fourth man, an Irishman, he posed the question. "After
hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest
thing known is diarrhoea" said the Irishman.
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain."
said the Irishman. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran
for the bathroom. But, before I
could think, blink or turn on the light, I sh*t my pants."

[Kgentatszu]]

hey, a great one, did you wrote this yourself??

[craig5320]

Originally posted by Maxwell1234
hey, a great one, did you wrote this yourself??

lol. It's good but it's not UberGood

[Sourcer_2002]

ROTFLMAO.....ya its good...we need more jokes around here.

[UberLord]

Originally posted by Maxwell1234
hey, a great one, did you wrote this yourself??

Nah - a friend emailed it to me

[Dom]

Good one!

[fornicatarachnid]

[Mac Daddy]

Originally posted by Sourcer_2002
ROTFLMAO.....ya its good...we need more jokes around here.

Thats a good one UBER !!!
And yes we do need some more jokes around here

Here's one Merry sent me:

[color=red]GOOD FRIENDS[/color]

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife Sandy.
Was not wearing any underwear!
Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments
Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?"
Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did."
She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested.
She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and he doesn't.
That he should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to Sandy's house at 2:00 PM.
After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife,
"Did Jeff come by this afternoon?"
Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"
Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said,
"Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says.
"Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed a $100 from me
and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.
It's so good to have a friend you can trust."

INDEED

[PangingJr]

LOL. http://www.hardwareheaven.com/images/icons/10.gif LOLs

[Mac Daddy]

LOL