The funny lyrics thread

cozumel · Aug 4, 2008, 12:36 AM

Warning: Sorry if anyone gets offended with any lyrics. If you are easily offended then don't read this thread. Some songs (like the one below) are crass but hey, they amuse me.

I'll start off then with one from Spinal Tap (please feel free to sing along):

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

**Mousey** · Aug 4, 2008, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four

Vaginaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Need i say more?

**kris23** · Aug 4, 2008, 12:50 AM

lol..... needs pictures to go along with it

**Mousey** · Aug 4, 2008, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kris23

lol..... needs pictures to go along with it

Haha i'd get banned for that dude, there's a world wide web out there go scower it, you'll find something

**kris23** · Aug 4, 2008, 01:01 AM

already did, theres not enough pictures of sexy ladies on the web to appease me.....

hahhahahaha

cozumel · Aug 4, 2008, 01:18 AM

And one from Frank Zappa:

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a ðåå-pee that's snapin'
All up inside I just want a princess to ride

Awright, back to the fop... everybody twist!

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites

Dark Lord · Aug 4, 2008, 02:25 AM

dunno if you guys can top this one.

Joe Walsh - I Like Big Tits
UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
buckeld up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits

Fr4nk3nst41n · Aug 4, 2008, 02:36 AM

what about this one?:
YouTube - Massacration - Metal Milk Shake

**Mousey** · Aug 4, 2008, 07:16 PM

YouTube - weird al- confessions part 3

Aug 4, 2008, 12:36 AM	#1
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	The funny lyrics thread Warning: Sorry if anyone gets offended with any lyrics. If you are easily offended then don't read this thread. Some songs (like the one below) are crass but hey, they amuse me. I'll start off then with one from Spinal Tap (please feel free to sing along): The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks Last edited by cozumel; Aug 4, 2008 at 12:42 AM.

Aug 4, 2008, 12:50 AM	#3
kris23 Going Insane..... Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,019 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	lol..... needs pictures to go along with it __________________ Hardwareheaven Super-Moderator Building a new computer system and not sure where to start? Click Here! last updated (5/18/11) Rosewill FUTURE case replaces CM 690 II with its greater interior length. Building a PC: Step by Step Guide Written by Kristopher Pedemonte and Nathan Marks-Forder Edited by Allan Campbell Questions or Comments? feel free to post them in the forums!

Aug 4, 2008, 01:01 AM	#5
kris23 Going Insane..... Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,019 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	already did, theres not enough pictures of sexy ladies on the web to appease me..... hahhahahaha __________________ Hardwareheaven Super-Moderator Building a new computer system and not sure where to start? Click Here! last updated (5/18/11) Rosewill FUTURE case replaces CM 690 II with its greater interior length. Building a PC: Step by Step Guide Written by Kristopher Pedemonte and Nathan Marks-Forder Edited by Allan Campbell Questions or Comments? feel free to post them in the forums!

Aug 4, 2008, 01:18 AM	Thread Starter #6
cozumel I'm dangerous but cute... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Under the waves... Posts: 3,577 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	And one from Frank Zappa: I want a nasty little Jewish Princess With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little Jewish Princess With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma Lonely inside Well, she can swallow my pride I want a hairy little Jewish Princess With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes I want a steamy little Jewish Princess With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll I just want a Yemenite hole I want a darling little Jewish Princess Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking A vicious little Jewish Princess To specifically happen with a ðåå-pee that's snapin' All up inside I just want a princess to ride Awright, back to the fop... everybody twist! I want a funky little Jewish Princess A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little Jewish Princess With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock) I want a dainty little Jewish Princess With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little Jewish Princess With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies For two or three nights Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites __________________ Don't worry about money - Be a beach bum! Scuba Rocks

Aug 4, 2008, 02:25 AM	#7
Dark Lord HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 5,945 Rep Power: 125 System Specs	dunno if you guys can top this one. Joe Walsh - I Like Big Tits UH HU I like big tits YOU see em on the street left and right i like big tits that right i try to look away but i can't resist evertime i try to call it quits Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4 Uh hu I like big tits uh hu tits Well they come in twos hard to choose your favorite tit uh hu i like tits for dinner a noon time snack i like tits for lunch a big tit attack i like tits for breakfast iwhat it is their where its at tits they give me shivers when they bounce around buckeld up or hanging on the ground i like big tits uh hu tits save it all for me tits __________________

Aug 4, 2008, 02:36 AM	#8
Fr4nk3nst41n DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	what about this one?: YouTube - Massacration - Metal Milk Shake

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