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Old Aug 11, 2008, 10:11 AM   #1
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Who is the greatest whore around? Mrs Pac-Man. She will eat balls all day for 25 cents until she dies.



Why woman will never be happy. Because we know of no man that has a chocolate penis that ejactulates money



Whats the difference between and blonde male and a blonde female?

The female has a higher sperm count.



What's the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?

One's got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning kunt.



Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.



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Old Aug 11, 2008, 05:22 PM   #2
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Aug 11, 2008, 10:53 PM   #3
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The last one is nasty XD
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Old Aug 11, 2008, 11:03 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #4
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are people really like that? i wonder...
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Old Aug 12, 2008, 12:02 AM   #5
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unfortunately, yes some people are like that......

Which really is not a joke and not funny. But we joke about it anyways.....
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Old Aug 12, 2008, 02:12 AM   #6
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 02:34 AM   #7
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You know, I just saw a Casino advertisement on TV. What they said reminded me of this thread. It just did not sound right. The Ad said : "We have the hottest slots".
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 02:36 AM   #8
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Old Aug 13, 2008, 02:19 PM   #9
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Here is another old one :
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a light bulb?
A: you can unscrew a light bulb!
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I liked #3 as well
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