FBI looking for an assasin

CDsDontBurn · Sep 2, 2008, 06:42 AM

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. ... Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

SeraphicSorcerer · Sep 2, 2008, 07:04 AM

hahahaha.

cozumel · Sep 2, 2008, 10:59 AM

Brilliant

BlueMak · Sep 2, 2008, 11:37 AM

My kind of a woman.

**Mousey** · Sep 2, 2008, 12:39 PM

Jeff's already posted this before

But it's still a good Lol

mos2k · Sep 2, 2008, 02:59 PM

lmaoo...!

GutterPunk · Sep 3, 2008, 12:19 PM

awesome

Cow_160483 · Sep 4, 2008, 09:04 AM

Beware of women carrying chairs lol

Callandor · Sep 4, 2008, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueMak

My kind of a woman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mousey

Jeff's already posted this before

But it's still a good Lol

Jeff's already -had- but three women like this lol.

SSXeon · Sep 6, 2008, 10:27 PM

omfg

ferret2004 · Sep 10, 2008, 06:08 PM

lol Got my hopes up for a few seconds and almost had my resume ready

Sorrows End · Sep 13, 2008, 02:41 PM

This one had me and a co-worker laughing for quite a bit.

mbeeston · Sep 14, 2008, 10:11 AM

oldie but still good

SeraphicSorcerer · Sep 14, 2008, 10:50 AM

Wonder if she got hired, haha :P

Yes I know it's a joke.

Sep 2, 2008, 06:42 AM	#1
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,795 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	FBI looking for an assasin The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. ... Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Sep 2, 2008, 07:04 AM	#2
SeraphicSorcerer HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 2,295 Rep Power: 156 System Specs	hahahaha. __________________

Sep 2, 2008, 10:59 AM	#3
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Sep 2, 2008, 11:37 AM	#4
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Sep 2, 2008, 12:39 PM	#5
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,189 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	Jeff's already posted this before But it's still a good Lol __________________

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Sep 4, 2008, 09:04 AM	#8
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Sep 10, 2008, 06:08 PM	#11
ferret2004 HardwareHeaven Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	lol Got my hopes up for a few seconds and almost had my resume ready

Sep 13, 2008, 02:41 PM	#12
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Sep 14, 2008, 10:11 AM	#13
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Sep 14, 2008, 10:50 AM	#14
SeraphicSorcerer HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 2,295 Rep Power: 156 System Specs	Wonder if she got hired, haha :P Yes I know it's a joke. __________________