DADD (Dating Attention Deficit Disorder)

The375Boy · May 27, 2003, 03:03 AM

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DADD (Dating Attention Deficit Disorder)
By Mike Darrah
Published April 15, 2003 @ 11:27 AM

DADD (Dating Attention Deficit Disorder)

Definition:
A common disorder in which the other partner of a pair "dating" or spending time together whom are mutually attracted to each other but can not commit or make definitive decisions on what they want or expect from the other party. Quite common in the age range of 18 - 24 for both males and females.

Side effects of condition:
A feeling of vast confusion on the part of the opposite party involved with DADD. Creates a lack of formation of meaningful relationships which may lead to ISADD, ICSLUT, NTTTD, IJARD if not treated efficiently.

Some possible treatments to this disorder include:
The partner which is witnessing this disorder should call the other partner out on it (may have adverse reactions however and cause FOCD to occur instead of DADD)
Dating others in similar social circle to illustrate need for correction of DADD to other party. (Reported to cause IJARD in some case studies)
Walking away from entire situation (Reported to cause ISADD to occur in non DADD party occasionally)
Becoming the Y member of the relationship and thus becoming DADDY to other party (Known to cause TMTD on occasion)
SEX (Known to cause FOCD, ISAD, NTTTD, IJARD, TMTD, ICSLUT in extreme levels quite rapidly; proceed with caution)
Abstinence (Known to cause ISADD, SBD)
Buying the other party going though DADD expensive gifts (May cause NTTTD, SBD, ICSLUT)
Doing nothing but keeping your options open and keeping in a positive, fun mood (Most effect treatment, no known adverse reactions other then IJARD on occasion due to the fact that the DADD party loses the other non DADD party to a new non DADD partner)

Similar known disorders:
FOCD (pronunciation: Fuk'D) (Fear of Commitment Disorder)
ISADD (Insane Loneliness and Depression Disorder)
NTTTD (Not Thinking Things Through Disorder)
SBD (Stupid Blond Disorder; occurs in both males and females)
IJARD (Insane Jealousy and Rage Disorder)
TMTD (Too Much Time Together Disorder)
ICSLUT (I Can't Stand Loving U Too Disorder)

Falstaff · May 27, 2003, 04:17 AM

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May 27, 2003, 03:03 AM	#1
The375Boy LowRyder LifeStyle Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vineland NJ Posts: 710 Rep Power: 0	DADD (Dating Attention Deficit Disorder) hey guys...I'M BBAACCKK!!!!!! anyway i saw this on winamp.com and i thought it was pretty funny and decided to throw it on the board so everyone elce could get a laugh DADD (Dating Attention Deficit Disorder) By Mike Darrah Published April 15, 2003 @ 11:27 AM DADD (Dating Attention Deficit Disorder) Definition: A common disorder in which the other partner of a pair "dating" or spending time together whom are mutually attracted to each other but can not commit or make definitive decisions on what they want or expect from the other party. Quite common in the age range of 18 - 24 for both males and females. Side effects of condition: A feeling of vast confusion on the part of the opposite party involved with DADD. Creates a lack of formation of meaningful relationships which may lead to ISADD, ICSLUT, NTTTD, IJARD if not treated efficiently. Some possible treatments to this disorder include: The partner which is witnessing this disorder should call the other partner out on it (may have adverse reactions however and cause FOCD to occur instead of DADD) Dating others in similar social circle to illustrate need for correction of DADD to other party. (Reported to cause IJARD in some case studies) Walking away from entire situation (Reported to cause ISADD to occur in non DADD party occasionally) Becoming the Y member of the relationship and thus becoming DADDY to other party (Known to cause TMTD on occasion) SEX (Known to cause FOCD, ISAD, NTTTD, IJARD, TMTD, ICSLUT in extreme levels quite rapidly; proceed with caution) Abstinence (Known to cause ISADD, SBD) Buying the other party going though DADD expensive gifts (May cause NTTTD, SBD, ICSLUT) Doing nothing but keeping your options open and keeping in a positive, fun mood (Most effect treatment, no known adverse reactions other then IJARD on occasion due to the fact that the DADD party loses the other non DADD party to a new non DADD partner) Similar known disorders: FOCD (pronunciation: Fuk'D) (Fear of Commitment Disorder) ISADD (Insane Loneliness and Depression Disorder) NTTTD (Not Thinking Things Through Disorder) SBD (Stupid Blond Disorder; occurs in both males and females) IJARD (Insane Jealousy and Rage Disorder) TMTD (Too Much Time Together Disorder) ICSLUT (I Can't Stand Loving U Too Disorder) __________________ Antec SHOHO AMG plus view AMD64 3200+ FSB-133 asus K8v SE Deluxe PC2700 Maxtor 80gig ATA133 7200 RPM 8mb cache Maxtor 30 gig 5600RPM Creative 6.1 surround speakers ATI RADEON 9800 PRO + stage 1 OcSystems Microsoft Windows Xp Pro sp2 SB live 5.1 sound card Logitech cordless elite Duo 450 watt Psu

May 27, 2003, 04:17 AM	#2
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	I was going to write these numonics down but my crayon broke.....lol......good stuff __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."