Dont sneeze... you may die

Jun 1, 2003, 10:33 PM

when you sneeze EVERY bodily funtion comes to a halt, including your heart!

Jun 1, 2003, 10:35 PM

If you sneeze, hiccup and pass gas all at the same time, you explode!!! ... SOMEONE TRY IT!

Dom · Jun 1, 2003, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by generalstupid
If you sneeze, hiccup and pass gas all at the same time, you explode!!! ... SOMEONE TRY IT!

If you mix Poprocks with soda your stomach will burst.

Jun 1, 2003, 10:37 PM

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

It is recessive to have five fingers and dominant to have six.

When you sneeze is comes out at almost 600 miles per hour.

Did you know that a sneeze is 1/10 of an orgasm? HAHA

100% of all non smokers die. lol... time to start smoking

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. (my ass...)

The name Wendy was made up for the book, Peter Pan.

The human eye can see 7,000,000 colors. So why does 32 bit color have 16.7 million colors?

~~craig588~~ · Jun 1, 2003, 10:58 PM

"Craig588, died age 16, sneezed twice in a row"

The reason for the higher number of colors is for higher percision when applying multiple layers to one scene. Say you had a wall with 2 textures on it and lights hitting it from 2 different sources, you would now only have 8 bits for each layer. In an ever more extream case, you could be looking through a glass window at a pool with lights all around it and with people casting shadows everywhere and the water reflecting the people and shadows, in that case you might be lucky to have 1 bit for each pixel LOL.

Jun 1, 2003, 11:01 PM

lol... crazy ol' craig...

~~craig588~~ · Jun 1, 2003, 11:11 PM

Thats why John Carmack is pushing for 64 and 128 bit color.

Matth · Jun 1, 2003, 11:31 PM

32 bit colour tends to be only 24 bit with an extra byte added for word alignment to suit 32 and 64 bit buses.

24 bit (256 level RGB) still cannot represent the whole gamut of visible colours and does not really leave enough leeway for processing - that's why, with a 48 bit scanner, you should do contrast, level adjust and anything else you can while you still have a surplus of bits.

PS. If you hold your head underwater for 5 minutes, it stops your hiccups - and any other problems you may have!

Falstaff · Jun 1, 2003, 11:37 PM

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If you sneeze, hiccup and pass gas all at the same time, you explode!!! ... SOMEONE TRY IT!

[COLOR=orange]DONT TRY THIS AT HOME, LEAVE THIS TO PROFESSIONALS[/COLOR]

AH AH AH AHHHHHHHH.....Hicker......BOOOOOOOM..............( car alarms going off in the street)

MikeDaMan · Jun 2, 2003, 12:31 AM

Is it true that if you sneeze with your eyes open...you're eyes can pop out?

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jun 2, 2003, 03:54 AM

i dunno ... ever get those sneezes that fell like you've pulled every muscle in your body and make feel like you just got hit by a semi truck... talking extreme pain ?

MikeDaMan · Jun 2, 2003, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
i dunno ... ever get those sneezes that fell like you've pulled every muscle in your body and make feel like you just got hit by a semi truck... talking extreme pain ?

Yea I've gotten that before. Feels like every muscle in your back ripped. Then it hurts for a few minutes to move your back. Yea.....that sucks.

rockandchelle · Jun 2, 2003, 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
i dunno ... ever get those sneezes that fell like you've pulled every muscle in your body and make feel like you just got hit by a semi truck... talking extreme pain ?

LOL...yeah I have that happen sometimes, but it is only on the really hard sneezes. And for some reason my pain is only in my arms and shoulders, but man does it hurt.

BWX · Jun 2, 2003, 06:19 AM

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Originally posted by Dom
If you mix Poprocks with soda your stomach will burst.

Not true- I heard that when I was a kid- so what did I do? I ate all the poprocks and soda I could to see what would happen- I'm still here!

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jun 2, 2003, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by Dom
If you mix Poprocks with soda your stomach will burst.

you thinkg of alka-seltzer and ducks

mmmm ... pop rocks........

candy that removes the enmal of you teeth and causes pain ...

i rember those

G-PhresH · Jun 2, 2003, 09:33 AM

apparently if you could sneeze 8 times at once you would orgasm

also if you try and suppress a sneeze you can blow a blood vesel in the brain

HAHA
i mean omg

Peace Out

merry · Jun 2, 2003, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by G-PhresH
apparently if you could sneeze 8 times at once you would orgasm

Maybe, but I'd much rather have an orgasm the traditional way.

Call me old fart

Jun 2, 2003, 02:36 PM

old fart... man merry... thats pretty kinky...

JavaFox · Jun 2, 2003, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by MikeDaMan
Is it true that if you sneeze with your eyes open...you're eyes can pop out?

No, because you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Vampyromaniac · Jun 4, 2003, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by JavaFox
No, because you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

ToshiroOC · Jun 4, 2003, 11:27 AM

If you sneezed in that contraption, I think it would rather hurt a lot

and trust vampy to know about something like this :-p

Dom · Jun 4, 2003, 11:49 AM

fornicatarachnid · Jun 4, 2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Vampyromaniac

LMAO ! Good one Vampy

tek · Jun 4, 2003, 01:34 PM

OMFG, LOL.... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH, general.. you are one fucked up kid.

BWX · Jun 4, 2003, 04:49 PM

LOL, at the whole damn thread-- Sheesh- the things that people talk about, too freeking funny.

JavaFox · Jun 4, 2003, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by ToshiroOC
and trust vampy to know about something like this :-p

It's from a Kubrick film, Tosh'.

Jun 5, 2003, 11:01 PM

yea... idiot

DriveEuro · Jun 5, 2003, 11:46 PM

General, You NEVER cease to amaze me.

Jun 6, 2003, 12:02 AM

well what can i say? i'm just an amazing guy

Jun 1, 2003, 10:33 PM	#1
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	Dont sneeze... you may die when you sneeze EVERY bodily funtion comes to a halt, including your heart!

Jun 1, 2003, 10:37 PM	#4
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. It is recessive to have five fingers and dominant to have six. When you sneeze is comes out at almost 600 miles per hour. Did you know that a sneeze is 1/10 of an orgasm? HAHA 100% of all non smokers die. lol... time to start smoking The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. (my ass...) The name Wendy was made up for the book, Peter Pan. The human eye can see 7,000,000 colors. So why does 32 bit color have 16.7 million colors? Last edited by generalstupid; Jun 1, 2003 at 10:55 PM.

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Jun 2, 2003, 03:54 AM	#11
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	i dunno ... ever get those sneezes that fell like you've pulled every muscle in your body and make feel like you just got hit by a semi truck... talking extreme pain ? __________________

Jun 4, 2003, 11:27 AM	#21
ToshiroOC Unbiased. Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,812 Rep Power: 0	If you sneezed in that contraption, I think it would rather hurt a lot and trust vampy to know about something like this :-p __________________ [img][/img] [color=White]Peace be with you, Joe.[/color] Driverheaven Staff Member (Supermoderator)

Jun 1, 2003, 10:35 PM	#2
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	If you sneeze, hiccup and pass gas all at the same time, you explode!!! ... SOMEONE TRY IT!

Jun 1, 2003, 10:58 PM	#5
~~craig588~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In clothing Posts: 3,510 Rep Power: 0	"Craig588, died age 16, sneezed twice in a row" The reason for the higher number of colors is for higher percision when applying multiple layers to one scene. Say you had a wall with 2 textures on it and lights hitting it from 2 different sources, you would now only have 8 bits for each layer. In an ever more extream case, you could be looking through a glass window at a pool with lights all around it and with people casting shadows everywhere and the water reflecting the people and shadows, in that case you might be lucky to have 1 bit for each pixel LOL.

Jun 1, 2003, 11:01 PM	#6
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	lol... crazy ol' craig...

Jun 1, 2003, 11:11 PM	#7
~~craig588~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In clothing Posts: 3,510 Rep Power: 0	Thats why John Carmack is pushing for 64 and 128 bit color.

Jun 1, 2003, 11:31 PM	#8
Matth Flash Banner Hater Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: UK Posts: 3,426 Rep Power: 93 System Specs	32 bit colour tends to be only 24 bit with an extra byte added for word alignment to suit 32 and 64 bit buses. 24 bit (256 level RGB) still cannot represent the whole gamut of visible colours and does not really leave enough leeway for processing - that's why, with a 48 bit scanner, you should do contrast, level adjust and anything else you can while you still have a surplus of bits. PS. If you hold your head underwater for 5 minutes, it stops your hiccups - and any other problems you may have!

Jun 2, 2003, 09:33 AM	#16
G-PhresH DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 16 Rep Power: 0	apparently if you could sneeze 8 times at once you would orgasm also if you try and suppress a sneeze you can blow a blood vesel in the brain HAHA i mean omg Peace Out

Jun 2, 2003, 02:36 PM	#18
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	old fart... man merry... thats pretty kinky...

Jun 4, 2003, 11:49 AM	#22
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tek DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Boston, US Posts: 2,103 Rep Power: 0	OMFG, LOL.... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH, general.. you are one fucked up kid. __________________ [COLOR=White][/COLOR]

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BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,669 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	LOL, at the whole damn thread-- Sheesh- the things that people talk about, too freeking funny. __________________

Jun 5, 2003, 11:01 PM	#27
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	yea... idiot

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generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	well what can i say? i'm just an amazing guy