[jkayca2]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away
for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers !

[jkayca2]

________________________

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman says, "I'll miss you."

_______________________

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

_______________________

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.

______________________

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

_____________________

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

______________________

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb....

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.......

Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

[jkayca2]

I guess you would have to know something about Saskatoon to really get this one.

------------------------------------------------

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right
away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go
along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a
very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was
followed
by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened
out
and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he
came
back and lay down on his towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic
diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves
as we
went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was
moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the
pool
would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of
the
pool.

She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about
thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay
down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Saskatoon and I worked both sides of
the river."

[WildChild]

two sports announcers are broadcasting a game.... in the middle of the game a dog comes out and sits on the 50 yrd line and starts lickin his nuts....the one announcer says ...."Man ...If I could do that....." the other replies ....."Mannnnnn that dog would bite youuuuu"

[peterosesbookie]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he
could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin in every way." The doctor told him, "Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put your penis in a
splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together, an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and goes on
their honeymoon. That night in the hotel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.

She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
Next she takes off her panties and says,"you're the first, no one has ever touched me here."

Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and
replies........

Look at this, it's still in the CRATE."

[peterosesbookie]

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to
yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!"

He calmly told them. "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that
for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the
boy."I don't know her name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my
bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Dear God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what
she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived
and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced
himself as the father of the! boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for
fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii
with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell
his new Porsche and send him the money." "So I did."

(Are women good or what!)

[peterosesbookie]

Water or Coke


We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before.

WATER:

- 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

- In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

- Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

- One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

- Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

- Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

- A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

- Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

And now for the properties of COKE:

- In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

- You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

- To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.

- To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

- To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

- To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

- To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

- To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

- It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info:

- The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

- To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

- The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass of water?

[craig5320]

I'll take a coke, I use it to clean pennies and other old coins, and I've often wondered what it must do to my insides, but I figure if my stomach can handle all that stomach acid a bit of coke won't kill me to soon.

[The_Neon_Cowboy]

Originally posted by craig5320
I'll take a coke, I use it to clean pennies and other old coins, and I've often wondered what it must do to my insides, but I figure if my stomach can handle all that stomach acid a bit of coke won't kill me to soon.

ahh but what it does to your teetvh /bones not to menton all that cabondioxide... that you boys has to get rid off

put a chinken bone in coke overknight.. buy moring it'll be like a peace of rubber ...

[Dyre Straits]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following,
your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make
sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can
take to work and for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him.

Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his
stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing
lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs. Most importantly,
make love with your husband several times a week and
satisfy his every whim.

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year,
I think your husband will regain his health.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, What did the doctor
say?

"You're going to die," she replied.

[jkayca2]

In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three
weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.

"How're things, Eve?" He asked.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I
just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a
real pain," reported Eve.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up
right away!"

So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it
into the bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited
Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked.

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has
her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I
have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create
Man from a part of you!" "Now, let's see ....... where did I put
that useless tit?"

[peterosesbookie]

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck.

Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph.

"All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

[peterosesbookie]

As many of us know, various languages have male and
female nouns.- For instance, in Spanish el baño (the
toilet) is male - "el" being the male form of "the"
and since it ends with an "o", its a male noun. "La
Cama" (the bed) is female - again, "la" being the
feminine form of "the" and the word ends with an "a".

Fortunately, English has completely ignored these
needless complications. "The" is "the" no matter if
you're talking about the toilet, the cat, the oil
filter or the stuff on your shoe. However, we have
this habit of referring to various items as "her",
such as cars and ships. This brings up the interesting
question of what other objects' genders would be....

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,
but you can always see right through them

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it
appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends
most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the
bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm up. Because it is an effective
reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.
Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are
pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of
course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit
on.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick up so many people.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be
lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[peterosesbookie]

*Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I
repeat myself.
--Mark Twain

*We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a
man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
--Winston Churchill

*A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support
of Paul.
--George Bernard Shaw

*A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt
he proposes to pay off with your money.
-- G. Gordon Liddy

*Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what
to have for dinner. (And, when I watch the changing demographics, it is
clear I am the sheep in this equation.)
--James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

*Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich
countries to rich people in poor countries.
--Douglas Casey, Classmate of W.J.Clinton at Georgetown U. (1992)

*Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to
teenage boys.
--P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

*Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to
live at the expense of everybody else.
--Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases:
If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

*I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
--Will Rogers

*If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it
costs when it's free.
--P.J. O'Rourke

*If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal. If
you want government to intervene overseas, you're a conservative. If you want
government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate.
If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist.
--Joseph Sobran, Editor of the National Review at one time (1995)

*In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as
possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
--Voltaire (1764)

*Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean
politics won't take an interest in you.
--Pericles (430 B.C.)

*No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in
session.
--Mark Twain (1866)

*Talk is cheap-except when Congress does it.
--(Unknown)

*The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite
at one end and no responsibility at the other.
--Ronald Reagan

*The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.
The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill

*The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the
taxidermist leaves the skin.
--Mark Twain

*The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill
the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

*There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress.
--Mark Twain

*There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well
please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the
consequences.
--P.J. O'Rourke (1993)

*What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist 1928-1995

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to
be bought and sold are legislators.
--P.J. O'Rourke

[peterosesbookie]

This is so sad!!

Beer Study

Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study
is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Yesterday, scientists suggested that the results of a
recent analysis revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a
look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of
beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed
that 100% of the men:

a.. Gained weight
b.. Talked excessively without making sense
c.. Became overly emotional
d.. Couldn't drive
e.. Failed to think rationally
f.. Argued over nothing
g.. Had to sit down while urinating
h.. Showed no interest in sex
i.. Refused to apologize when wrong

No further testing is planned.

[jkayca2]

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows
her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears
on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a
shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along
the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She
turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off
and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"

The guy says.. "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

[jkayca2]

10. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
9. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
8. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
7. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software
6. 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
5. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they
ALWAYS WIN THEM.
4. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
3. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
2. Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
1. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them
flee like the dogs they are!

[Mac Daddy]

Hey Neon, Jkay, Pete ......... you guys are on a roll

Been laughing so hard its hard too post

THX for you dedication guys

[kinetic]

It's a Mail Carrier's last day of service before his retirement. He walks down the street, delivering mail doorstep to doorstep as he has done everyday for the last 20 years. Approaching one house, the mailman sees a note taped to the front door that simply reads, "Mailman, please come inside".

Hesitantly, the mailman enters the house. "Hello" he says, "is anyone home?" A woman appears out of a bedroom door at the end of the hall. She's a beautiful, middle aged woman dressed in a sexy black silk teddy. Without saying a word, the woman motions for the mailman to come to the bedroom. The mailman, very confused but certainly excited, follows the woman
through the door.

The woman proceeds to undress the mailman slowly, and make love to him. When the mailman is completely exhausted, the woman leads him to the kitchen, hands him a crisp one-dollar bill and begins to cook him a delicious breakfast with all the trimmings.

Still having not exchanged a single word between them, the mailman's curiosity and confusion get the best of him and he breaks the silence...

"Ma'am, I have to say, that was perhaps the best sex I've had in my entire life. And although I am eternally grateful to you for that, I must ask you...'What was that all about?"

The woman replies "Well, you've been delivering our mail everyday for some time now and I knew that today was your last day before retirement. As my husband was leaving for work this morning, I told him that I'd like to do something special for you and asked him what he thought that should be. Without hesitation, my husband said... 'Screw him! Give him a dollar.'"

The woman paused and then said...

"Breakfast was MY idea!"

[shortstuff]

LMAO kinetic that was a good one

[jkayca2]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "Shit, it's started.

[kinetic]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

[Mac Daddy]

.....

[kinetic]

There are 2 men in a pub, one of whom owns a dog which he claims is a qualified blacksmith. The other man naturally doesn't believe him and asks him to prove it.

The dog's owner holds a match under the dogs testicles and the dog makes a bolt for the door!

[fornicatarachnid]

Originally posted by kinetic
There are 2 men in a pub, one of whom owns a dog which he claims is a qualified blacksmith. The other man naturally doesn't believe him and asks him to prove it.

The dog's owner holds a match under the dogs testicles and the dog makes a bolt for the door!

Brilliant !

[jkayca2]

An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Arizona.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE?!
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda bought a hat Sam....ya shoulda bought a hat."

[jkayca2]

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home
but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land
for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we
can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[Mac Daddy]

Originally posted by jkayca2
An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Arizona.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE?!
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda bought a hat Sam....ya shoulda bought a hat."

.. Good one Jkay ....

[Calinerti]

Have never posted an image b4, hope it works alright.

[Mac Daddy]

SWEEEET !!