[jkayca2]

Dear Abby...

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f.....ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

[Mac Daddy]

Originally posted by jkayca2
Dear Abby...

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f.....ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

Jkay .......... good one
Man will this thread ever die ??
I never expected this kind of input. Jkay, Neon, Pete, Kinetic and others really made this thread happen

THX guys .. I always come here when I need a laugh or need to smile ..

[krazy1]

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however,
is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from
the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of,
"Here I come again...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an
erection."The second dwarf shook his head." You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed..."

[WildChild]

> >Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
> >they are in love.
> >
> >One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to
> >Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him
> >and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for
> >her hand in marriage."
> >
> >Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
> >Johnny,you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
> >
> >Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In
> >Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
> >
> >Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
> >"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll
> >need to support Jenny."
> >
> >Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a
> >week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that
> >should do us just fine."
> >
> >By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
> >thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with
> >something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr.
> >Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all
> >figured
> >out.I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of
> >you should have little ones of your own?"
> >
> >Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so
> >far..."
> >
> >Mr. Smith faints..

[krazy1]

At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the automotive indusrty by stating: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving cars that cost $25.00 and get 1,00 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bills comment, General Motors issued A press release making the following statement: "If we (GM) had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1) for no reson whatsoever, your car would crash twice per day.

2) Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3) Your car would occasionally stop on the freeway without reason. In order to get started again, you would have to pull off to the side of the road, close all the windowsshut off the car resart it and open all the windows again. For some unknown reason, you would simply do this without question.

4) Occasionally, executing a maneuver, such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to resart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5) Only one person could use the car at one time unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT", but then you would also have to buy more seats.

6) The new seats you would need would force everyone to have the same size butt.

7) You would press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

8) The oil warning light, water warning light, and alternator warning light would all be replaced by a single "Unidentified System Error" light.

9) The air bag would ask ur freshly mangled body "are you sure" before going off.

10) Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you back inuntill you simultaneously lifted the driver side door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna.

11) The radio antenna would be internally mounted on the passenger side of the car.

12) buying a new car would force you to also purchase a new set of Deluxe Rand McNally road maps, dispite the fact that you niether need nor want them. Attempting to delet this otion would immediately cause your cars performance to diminish by 50% or more.

13) every time GM introduced a new car, people would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the old controls would function in the new car.

14) Macintosh would make a car that was five times faster, ten times more reliable and easier to mantain, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads."

[krazy1]

Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.

Bill says, "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need to take this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him.

Bill explains, "Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way, I can a take a call anywhere."

The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He also states, "Oh, that is my emergency beeper. Excuse me, gentlemen, this must be an important call." So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air.

When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, "I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth. Isn't that neat?"

The others nod, and the meeting continues.

Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, "Uhh, somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving a fax."

[jkayca2]

A friend was visiting her blonde girlfriend who had just bought two new
dogs.

"What are their names?" she asked.


"Rolex and Timex." the blonde replied.


"Whoever heard of someone naming their dogs like that?" she asked.


"HellOOO", answered the blonde, "They're watch dogs!"

[jkayca2]

OK lets get this thread past 400!!!

-- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
-- A backward poet writes inverse.
-- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
-- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
-- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
-- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
-- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
-- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
-- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
-- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
-- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
-- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
-- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
-- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
-- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
-- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
-- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
-- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
-- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
-- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
-- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
-- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
-- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
-- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
-- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
-- Every calendar's days are numbered.
-- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
-- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
-- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
-- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
-- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
-- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
-- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
-- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
-- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
-- Acupuncture is a jab well done

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

funny thread is going and the starter is gone lol, keep it coming hillarious crap here!

[URWORSTENEMY]

K, havent read all this thread, so hopefully this one aint in it....



Man: Whats a Shitszu?

Woman: Its a small dog

Man: No its not.....



... its a zoo with no animals!!!!


PS: Obviously doesnt translate too well in text!!!

[jkayca2]

Originally posted by BiGBrOWnPimpsta
funny thread is going and the starter is gone lol, keep it coming hillarious crap here!

So...What happended to Mac Daddy?

[Markius]

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. 'I'd like to buy a horth'
he says to the owner of the farm.
'What sort of horse?', said the owner.
'A female horth,' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nith
eyth',says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. 'Nith
teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says. By now the owner is
getting a little fed up but, once again, the ownerpicks
up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I thee her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head up the
horses vagina. He holds him there for a second before pulling him out and
puttinghim down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that.
Can I thee her wun awound?'

AND...

whats the difference between a whore and a drug dealer?

a whore can wash her crack and sell it again!

[jkayca2]

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well Hope you are.

Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile.

Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6a.m.,
but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things.

No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay.
Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,
etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food.

But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A"route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat.

The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training.
You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me.

But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Gail

[jkayca2]

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher


"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - US Army


"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF Ammo Troop


"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal


"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.


"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed." - US Air Force Manual


"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal


"Tracers work both ways." - US Army Ordnance


"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal


"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David
Hackworth


"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
ambush." - Infantry Journal


"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Anon


"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anon


"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit


"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies


And lastly...
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - USA Ammo
Troop

[jkayca2]

The First Affair



A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where

they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they

fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he

told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and

dirt.



Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove

home. "Where have you been?" Demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I have been having an affair with my secretary

and we have been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up

until eight o'clock" The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You

lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"




The Second Affair



There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage

daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always

wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure

enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.



The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one

look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to

his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her astern

look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?" The wife just smiled

sweetly and said, "Not this time!"




The Third Affair



A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead

bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined

the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing

discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! I'm

sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, " but I can't send you off to be

cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this.



It has to be saved for posterity." With that, the coroner used his tools to

remove the dead man's private part. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase

and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. I have

something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his

briefcase.



"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, Schwartz is dead!"




The Fourth Affair



A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the

front door. Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed

baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move

until I tell you to" she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue.



"What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. Oh, it's a

statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom.

I liked it so much; I got one for us too." No more was said about the

statue, not even later when they went to sleep.



Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went

to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of

milk. Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at

the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of

water."




The Fifth Affair



A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a

beer. Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent." One Cent?" exclaimed the man. The

bartender replied, "Yes." So then he glances over at the menu and asks,

could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"

Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money." How much

money?" inquires the man? "4 cents," the bartender replied. Four Cents?"

exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender

replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs

with your wife?" The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his

business."




The Sixth Affair



Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his

side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying

roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move

lightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered. Hush my love," she said. Rest,

don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have

something that I must confess." There's nothing to confess," replied the

weeping Becky, everything's all right, go to sleep."



No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I.... I slept with your sister, your

best friend, her best friend and your mother!"



I know, my sweet one," whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you."

[jkayca2]

INNER SKELETON

A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never Expelled from her body.


FEMALE SOFA

A 500lb. (227Kg, or 35.5 stone!!!) woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.

PRICKLY PAIR OUCH!

In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE?

A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his b! oyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (as you do)?!!. The concrete then hardened (no shit!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with it a ping pong ball. (Boy, have I led a sheltered life!)

BLIND DRUNK!

A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!

A couple hobbled into a Washi! ngton State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hand on his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
"And you thought YOU were having a bad day!!!"

[jjmd]

Originally posted by jkayca2
Dear Abby...

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f.....ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

Sounds like most wifes.

[jkayca2]

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
~ "Unknown"

Remember "I"! before "E", except in Budweiser.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

[Mac Daddy]

Shouldn't the title of this thread be corrrected ?????
"There once was a man from Nantucket .. LOL"

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

wtf my joke thread/?!?!?!? lol
and mac daddy when u come back?!?!?

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

whoever changed it... err change it back to mac daddy cause it is joke thread not mine haha

[Omegadrive]

I was not the one that originally changed it, but I think it is "better" now

[BiGBrOwNPimpsta]

lol well.. it was mac daddy's
but bigbrownpimpsta's had a nice ring to it

[Mac Daddy]

Well dudes Veridian3 was the one who changed it .. I like BBpimptas Joke thread as well
BB's a bud of mine LOL ..


If the title of this thread doesn't read this by the time when I wake up in the morning ..

"Mac Daddys Joke Thread !!" I will delete this thread ..

[Mac Daddy]

And thats no joke

[jkayca2]

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
If the title of this thread doesn't read this by the time when I wake up in the morning ..

"Mac Daddys Joke Thread !!" I will delete this thread ..

Don't do that! You'll halve my post count!

You know you're living in 2003 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years & worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff & are more likely to get long-service awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
13. You read this entire list, & kept nodding & smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No.9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
18. And now you're laughing inwardly for just making an ass of yourself.

[ToshiroOC]

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
Well dudes Veridian3 was the one who changed it .. I like BBpimptas Joke thread as well
BB's a bud of mine LOL ..


If the title of this thread doesn't read this by the time when I wake up in the morning ..

"Mac Daddys Joke Thread !!" I will delete this thread ..

Um, dude, no need to get drastic. I believe you can just change it yourself by editing the subject on the first post of the thread (which is yours)

[Veridian3]

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
Well dudes Veridian3 was the one who changed it ..

Untrue. You already know that isnt the case

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
I will delete this thread ..

Overreact much?

Now lets forget this name of the thread nonsense and get back to what the thread is meant to be about....JOKES!

[Saint_K]

Originally posted by jkayca2
Don't do that! You'll halve my post count!

You know you're living in 2003 when...

1AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
13. You read this entire list, & kept nodding & smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No.9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
18. And now you're laughing inwardly for just making an ass of yourself.

[Mac Daddy]

Originally posted by ToshiroOC
Um, dude, no need to get drastic. I believe you can just change it yourself by editing the subject on the first post of the thread (which is yours)

Umm no I can't change the title of the thread ... It was changed by an Admin ..

1) I was the thread starter ..
2) As thread starter I chose a title for this thread.
3) This title was changed with no good reason.
4) The title of this thread contained no offensive or subjective material ..
and in fact had no reason too be renamed by an Admin (I will withhold his name as he was seen online changing it)

5) Upon being the thread starter I wish this thread to be returned too its proper name.
"Mac Daddy's Joke Thread"

Thats ALL !!