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Old Feb 6, 2009, 07:08 AM   #1
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Just for lol ;)
A friend just sent me this via e mail and i thought it would be nice to share :

Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme(Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).. A person may be RAPED once,
SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feelthat you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can get.
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Old Feb 6, 2009, 07:38 AM   #2
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Very funny lol
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Old Feb 6, 2009, 12:21 PM   #3
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Too funny THX for the morning chuckles
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Old Feb 6, 2009, 12:46 PM   #4
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My dad got a copy of this sent around by his manager, very funny
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Old Feb 6, 2009, 01:03 PM   #5
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My dad got a copy of this sent around by his manager, very funny
nice to know there are some managers out there that still have a sense of humour
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The joys of work. yay.
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I think my sister used to work for them.
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lmao.. good one cow.. you really know how to pull the funny udders out
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haha, man this is perfect for a real tight monday.
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