[Cow_160483]

Check this out guys

Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

Every person has a unique eye & tongue print.

The "spot" on the 7-Up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

On an average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

Chocolate kills dogs. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.

A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedo-ing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in First Class.

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a
game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

There are 4 cars and 11 lightposts on the back on the US 10 dollar bill.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. It also took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies, you'd have $1.19. You would also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

Back in the mid to late 80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

[charm_quark]

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

didnt know that

[Cow_160483]

hahah sex its what keeps Ferrets alive

[comp_ali]

Very interesting facts +rep

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

LOL

[Judas]

ducks quak does echo.....

[niceguyrichy]

more than a few urban myths in there

[Mousey]

Some of those were brilliant
+ Rep

[Noodl3]

rather epic i especially like Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. something I'd of never known and now know not to eat celery ever so glad I don't like it much lol + rep for making a blonde slightly more intelligent

[Mac Daddy]

Class

[Sic Puppy]

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

WTF!
I see a youtube hunt coming!

[Neshi]

Originally Posted by Noodl3

rather epic i especially like Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. something I'd of never known and now know not to eat celery ever so glad I don't like it much lol + rep for making a blonde slightly more intelligent

it doesn't mean celery is bad for you. It just means it takes more calories to digest celery then it brings into the system..

[Tyrsonswood]

Originally Posted by Neshi

it doesn't mean celery is bad for you. It just means it takes more calories to digest celery then it brings into the system..

She's blond, don't get to technical.........

[Mousey]

Originally Posted by Neshi

it doesn't mean celery is bad for you. It just means it takes more calories to digest celery then it brings into the system..

I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing i'm thinking primarily good if you're after weight loss since more calories in the system are burnt up but if it's just calories then i can't see it doing wonders

[dawgXdenta]

should send some of these to mythbusters, maybe the'll mentions DH LOL

[Noodl3]

yeah i am blonde so you generally have to dumb things down drastically

and is it a good or a bad thing ??

[Cow_160483]

Hay Noodl3 have a lol at these (pps: no offense intended) :

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.

Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

.................................................. ...............................................

Sorry i could not resist

[Tyrsonswood]

You chose not to resist........

[Noodl3]

there good i have heard some better ones though. But mouse will probably tell you so I'll tell you something that will hopefully make you laugh I was trying to tell a blonde joke and instead of saying whats the capital of England said whats the capital of London

[Tyrsonswood]

[Cow_160483]

ahhhhh...... the inhumanity of it all hahahahah

[Mousey]

Originally Posted by Noodl3

there good i have heard some better ones though. But mouse will probably tell you so I'll tell you something that will hopefully make you laugh I was trying to tell a blonde joke and instead of saying whats the capital of England said whats the capital of London

Oh god yeah that was so funny I couldn't decide if the Essex Triplets joke or your tremendous fail was better.

[Noodl3]

thanks love you too

[Tyrsonswood]

Cute..... they are having a spat

[Judas]

In the coming days, we'll get a post from one of mousey's family member informing us that he was killed by ..*cough*..

[charm_quark]

Originally Posted by Judas

In the coming days, we'll get a post from one of mousey's family member informing us that he was killed by ..*cough*..

[Noodl3]

Originally Posted by Judas

In the coming days, we'll get a post from one of mousey's family member informing us that he was killed by ..*cough*..

oi I wouldn't kill him I'd hurt him instead that way it would be with him forever

[charm_quark]

ouch! its gotta hurt more than being dead, and i definitely would pick the latter

[Judas]

Originally Posted by Noodl3

oi I wouldn't kill him I'd hurt him instead that way it would be with him forever

see not all blonds are stupid....

killing someone only lasts a short time.... permanently disabling them will last a lifetime

[Noodl3]

exactly

[charm_quark]

sad mousey, his doom is already planned