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Old Jun 23, 2009, 10:00 AM   #1
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Five reasons why computers are female
  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
  2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
  3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  4. The message "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
  5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

...you have to admit they're quite similar!
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Old Jun 23, 2009, 12:07 PM   #2
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Re: Five reasons why computers are female
This one is so true

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*A slow, silent tear collects and slides down Cbeas' face*

So...true.
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Re: Five reasons why computers are female
very very true
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Re: Five reasons why computers are female
You forgot #6: "Computers have multiple ports in which to insert your peripherals."
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Re: Five reasons why computers are female
OR #7. Sometimes Your computer will inexplicably break down for no reason.
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Old Jun 23, 2009, 06:01 PM   #7
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Re: Five reasons why computers are female
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The message "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
yup heard that before, and its very true

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That actually is conclusive proof lol
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Old Jun 24, 2009, 12:04 AM   #9
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Can't knock the logic.
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Re: Five reasons why computers are female
what if the girls the one spending her paycheck and also i think that also applies to men
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what if the girls the one spending her paycheck and also i think that also applies to men
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what if the girls the one spending her paycheck and also i think that also applies to men
wait... didn't we go over this awhile ago with buying yall flowers or jewelry?

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wait... didn't we go over this awhile ago with buying yall flowers or jewelry?
Remembering............... Things like memory are "selective" for women..... things that should be forgotten aren't and things you figure nobody would ever forget..... gone.
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what if the girls the one spending her paycheck and also i think that also applies to men

except for this one
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Re: Five reasons why computers are female
you sure about that?
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i REALLY hope so.
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wait... didn't we go over this awhile ago with buying yall flowers or jewelry?
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Remembering............... Things like memory are "selective" for women..... things that should be forgotten aren't and things you figure nobody would ever forget..... gone.
and men also to my knowledge have a very selective memory ?

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except for this one
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and men also to my knowledge have a very selective memory ?

Sorry, I don't recall..............









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Men are also selective listening.. doing... and are extremely clutterblind
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and men also to my knowledge have a very selective memory ?
true that!, especially when it comes to getting dumped,!
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Have to agree.
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